she/her

Joined January 2015
she’s the man (2006)
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I’m crying at scooby doo costumes being the universal last minute costume choice every year
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rip bears, yet again
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She laid up with Tony Soprano
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happy 20 years to one of the best covers of a song that really outdid the original version, 'Take Me Away' from Freaky Friday.
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San Francisco has replaced the X sign with Bob and Peppermint's fingers
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sometimes u just need to sit in a starbucks parking lot for 30 min in ur car and scroll thru ur phone it’s called girl time
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Finally got the update
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shut the fuck up it’s a barbie margarita
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She's excited because she matches her new blankie
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This is Brock Allen Turner the convicted rapist. He goes by Allen and recently bought a house in Oakwood, Ohio.
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It’s SPHERICAL!
Went to an Antique Store and found the freakin Gamesphere Still don’t know if I should’ve picked it up or not
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This is sending me 😭
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Me having anxiety about an upcoming social event Me after 2.5 beers at the social event
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