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Last nights maths homework @RachelRileyRR inspiring a new gen of girlie maths geeks.@missruthp can this be our audition for 8/10 Kittens?

Too funny!

@palomarsoho thx 4 yum dinner last night + inspiring 1 April prank:served Dad in law trendy "blackened challah" for b'fast (aka burnt toast)

...served father in law burnt toast as "trendy blackened challah". All before 9.30am. I'm on fire. Happy 1st April.

Cayenne instead of cinnamon on son's porridge, told mum in law I'm doing a televised swim of the North Sea to their house in Hamburg and ...

You’re not even in our top five worries, Londoners tell extremists thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci…

....or when you're hurt and I don't help. Lots of love your owner saskia

Dear Toys I love you all so much and I am sorry when you don't enjoy things....

Eggplant is the new turkey. Thanks! @ES_Entrepreneur @JonnyJacobs11 @AMHordern @OneMorePeter @heatherarussell @ekanter @DanielJamesLon

Just took my 6 yr old to help me choose between "Zayn Goldfish and Sardine Can" #LondonMayor2016 #OneDirection

ta-da!

Part 2 iPod cake...watch this space for final reveal!

Afternoon making an iPod cake for soon-to-be-nine number one son!

Fantastic appeal for @contact_teas Lively conversation brightens dullest days via @thetimes thetimes.co.uk/tto/public/sh…

Practise banishing sadness. DIY therapy by Elaine Slater, psychologist via @thetimes thetimes.co.uk/tto/public/sh…