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Sitting in a hospital emergency ward with AC but the compounder says AC works only from 11pm to 4am. Wow - Indian hospitals. And I don't have the guts to fight back because someone close is on the bed and what if they just do something.
Goddamn! @kunalkamra88. Nation is backing him 🙏
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A Chinese man has come up with the most ingenious anti-mosquito device: he put a net on a fan and attached a UV light to the back. All mosquitoes fly towards the light, after which they are sucked into the bag.
Save for summer.
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🚨 MUMBAI DATING SCAM EXPOSE 🚨
THE GODFATHER CLUB ANDHERI WEST
◾BRAZEN SCAMMING EVERYDAY
◾12 victims in touch
◾Trap laid through Tinder, Bumble
◾Bill amounts 23K- 61K
◾3 men trapped by same girl
@MumbaiPolice @CPMumbaiPolice @mymalishka @CMOMaharashtra
@zomato
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Finally mustering the courage to write this:
My 4 month old Iphone 13 got pickpocketed from Varanasi Nai Sarak Chowk (near Kashi Vishwanath & Dashashwamedh Ghat)
I have it on CCTV, I have the location of it, we filed an FIR, but UP Police is unable to help me (A thread🧵)
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Update 2: Second Visit to the Service Center for Camera Image Shift issues with #GalaxyS24Ultra
Before heading to the service center, I received a call informing me that their manager had granted approval.
Shockingly, the manager was already aware of the issue affecting many first-batch devices made in India. I was informed that the problem was identified during production and rectified in the second batch. However, @SamsungIndia still opted to distribute defective devices to initial buyers. 😡🤷🏻 It's incredibly disappointing.
They assured me they would provide a Dead On Arrival (DOA) certificate, allowing me to obtain a replacement device. They also expressed concern about the tweet I posted yesterday, noting that it had negatively impacted @SamsungMobile's reputation and had even reached the head of @SamsungIndia.
I emphasized that if a defect is identified, it must be acknowledged without denial or concealment. Samsung should promptly take responsibility and address the issue without delay.
Arriving at the service center by 3:30 pm, a new development unfolded. They insisted on opening the device to check for water damage. I firmly objected, questioning how the showroom would replace the product if it was opened. They explained it was standard procedure before issuing a DOA certificate. Reluctantly, I agreed.
After a wait, they opened the device and found no water damage. By 5 pm, they created a job sheet. This would be the first DOA for the #GalaxyS24Ultra, they informed me. Processing the DOA took an additional hour. They requested the bill and box, repackaging the device in a DOA plastic cover. I signed the DOA certificate and surrendered the defective Galaxy S24 Ultra to the showroom.
At the showroom, I was surprised to learn they had no stock available. They took the device and asked me to wait for 2 days for the stocks to arrive.
Returning home, I hoped to receive the replacement device soon.
✨KEY TAKEAWAYS✨
@Samsung is selling defective #GalaxyS24Ultra devices in #India despite being aware of the issue, which is UNFAIR and UNETHICAL.
✨SHOCKING INFORMATION✨
Upon checking my tweet, my friend confirmed his device had the same issue. Another relative reported issues with 10x zoom. The service center representative also showed me a video from another showroom where the same issue was present. To my knowledge, three devices are affected. All from different cities.
@SamsungMobileUS should acknowledge this widespread issue and process replacements for those affected.
✨QUICK TIP✨
If anyone's device has the same issue, visit the service center and request a replacement, referencing my tweets.
Please amplify @geekyranjit @varunkrish @r3dash @praaatiiik @Pmkphotoworks @stufflistings @_arorarohit_ @A2D_Army @tarunvats33 @Siva_Bharani @UniverseIce @alvintse @Wvisioncreation @theonecid @AlpacaAlpacaAl1
Update 1: Visit to @SamsungSupport Service Centre for Camera Image Shift issue in #GalaxyS24Ultra
1,3 - Faulty device
2,4 - Showroom device
Upon first encountering the issue and providing video evidence, they adamantly denied its existence. Despite demonstrating the issue in person, they insisted it was within normal functioning for the #GalaxyS24Ultra 🤯
I questioned the training provided to @SamsungIndia's service center staff. 🤔
The representative asked for 30 minutes and left the service center. Upon returning, he claimed to have tested another device in the showroom and declared the issue common, refusing a return.
Their attempt to normalize the issue was frustrating. 😒
Taking matters into my own hands, I visited the @SamsungMobile Showroom where I purchased my device and tested the demo units. They all functioned flawlessly, with smooth lens transitions from 1x to 10x. I recorded a video for comparison, highlighting the discrepancy with my own device.
Furthermore, the photos from my device appeared washed out.
I captured photos and videos in front of showroom staff, providing undeniable evidence.
Returning to the service center, I presented all evidence. Their response? They insisted on flashing my device, despite my previous factory reset. Their treatment resembled that of a post-14-day return policy scenario.
Reluctantly, I agreed. They flashed my device with the same AWM9 build. 😑
Upon testing the camera again, the same image shift issue persisted.
Was a return initiated? No. 👎🏻
Despite live proof, they required approval from the Area Manager. 🙄
After forwarding all evidence via WhatsApp, there was no response. Calls to the manager during a supposed 30-minute wait yielded no results.
Arriving at the service center at 11 am, I waited until 5 pm for the return process, spending six hours in the center to no avail.
They claimed they could only process the return with the manager's approval, yet his silence persisted.
They assured me of approval by the end of the day, but as it's now 9:30 pm, there have been no updates or returned calls.
What's the standard for Premium Service on Premium Devices, @Samsung @SamsungIndia @SamsungMobile? 🤔
Faced issue with #GalaxyS22Ultra earlier. Still @SamsungIndia Service hasn't changed a bit. Check this out too.
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Please amplify @geekyranjit @varunkrish @r3dash @praaatiiik @Pmkphotoworks @stufflistings @_arorarohit_ @A2D_Army @Siva_Bharani @UniverseIce @alvintse @Wvisioncreation @theonecid @AlpacaAlpacaAl1
Halt has been deleted from the train route for PNR 2206702944 booked using @IRCTCofficial . Shall I cancel my ticket or will it be automatically refunded?
On pnr 2854000976 seats, 3 ticket less people were sitting and one of them had some kind of seizure. Please send the medical team asap. @IRCTCofficial @RailwaySeva @NWRailways
hahaha, cute; Adani-owned NDV.
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Mayank Goyal retweeted
Instagram is dead.
In the next 3 - 5 years, every single image in social media will be generated by AI.
And here is the kicker: It will be impossible to tell fake from reality.
I wrote a few lines of Python code to show you how screwed we are:
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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A little #actuarial meme for you.
(PS For non-Americans, CPA is Certified Public Accountant)
Why @actuarial_club shifted to instagram for most of its work!
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Just used this one 'I am happy with thoughts as materialistic but people being realistic'. Wow, wow, wow.
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Bina kisi Manzil key Map nahi banta hai,
Daaru ladki gaali sey Rap nahi banta hai 🙏
Rap karo Andaaz mein 🙏
Full video ( link in the bio )
There's no 'The Modi government', it's just 'The Government' or 'GOI' and posters? Really?
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