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Max Walker™

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Joined April 2015
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Borat is BACK xitter.cf/switzonthegreat/status…
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Rear Admiral
@RearAdBsBlog9 Aug 2020
Fuck college without the college experience, especially when you're overpaying. Take a year (or two) off if it's feasible. The only thing you get for graduating college "on time" (i.e. 4 years after graduating HS) is having to work for the rest of your life sooner.
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@AP9 Aug 2020
No keg parties, no long road trips and no guests on campus. Those are some of the promises U.S. colleges are asking students to make this fall to help contain the coronavirus. apne.ws/WvAtfRq
No parties, no trips: Colleges set COVID-19 rules for fall

No parties, no trips: Colleges set COVID-19 rules for fall

As they struggle to salvage some semblance of a campus experience this fall, U.S. colleges are requiring promises from students to help contain the coronavirus — no keg parties, no long road trips...

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Rob Gucci
@heatdaddy694204 Jul 2020
4th of July is all about betting obnoxiously big money on Joey chestnut swallowing the most hot dogs in the hot dog sucking contest. This is the most electrifying event in sports. Not up for discussion.
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Let’s grill.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk6 Jun 2020
Selling weed literally went from major felony to essential business (open during pandemic) in much of America & yet many are still in prison. Doesn’t make sense, isn’t right.
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‘now, more than ever’ is out now. the music industry, like most other systems in this country, is not designed for us to succeed. flatbush is 100% independent and owned by three Black kids from brooklyn since day fucking one. we will never give up. orcd.co/nowmorethanever
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk2 Jun 2020
Off Twitter for a while
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The Chosen One
@KiDCuDi27 Apr 2020
Aliens are real. Jaden told me so. He says he knows a couple and they bring him snacks some time. Rice krispies, cookies. U know. The good stuff.
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The Chosen One
@KiDCuDi14 Apr 2020
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Leader of the Delinquents - Single by Kid Cudi on Apple Music

Leader of the Delinquents - Single by Kid Cudi on Apple Music

Album · 2020 · 1 Song

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Sell the team
Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) profile pictureBoston Bruins
@NHLBruins25 Mar 2020
Statement From Delaware North: bbru.in/33LwGnn
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I never imagined the trade-off between economic vitality and human life would be so stark.
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A life without caring about sports is like being a girl for your entire life. I don’t know how they do it. What the hell do they do all day? How do they pass the time? Any tips? *yeah I know some girls like sports. Chill out.
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Marty O@martoo1414 Mar 2020
Update: Not all sports are cancelled
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bryzgoalie30@bryzgoalie3012 Mar 2020
Fear and panic are our worst alliance.
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Ryan Whitney
@ryanwhitney612 Mar 2020
Wow it actually is a sick league
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Bryan Shepherd@bshep1710 Mar 2020
Breaking news: due to the corona virus , our Monday night hockey from 9-10 will not be allowing spectators. So those 3 guys who watch for 5 min before their game in the other rink will have to find something else to do. Not taking any risks.
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The Chosen One
@KiDCuDi8 Mar 2020
Keep movin forward... 😌
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TRAVIS SCOTT
@trvisXX3 Mar 2020
I’ve perfected heating a pizza lunchable in the oven
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk6 Feb 2020
What if there was an AI programmed to want to pick as many strawberries as possible, and so it cultivated nothing but strawberries on all of Earth’s land? Then it would be Strawberry Fields Forever!
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The Onion
@TheOnion24 Jan 2020
Liberals Say Sanders’s Acceptance Of Rogan Endorsement Sends Dangerous Message He Trying To Win Election trib.al/yQWwVkz
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