@maxthomm

The original 3 Beer oomfie. Retired D3 Track chump. Shortest member of Beer Twitter. Probably tweeting about my cat.

 Houston, TX
Joined April 2015
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Did we really see a Scientology commercial on Monday Night Football?
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"Hey Nick, why was your most important player allowed to fly on a plane and play a full NFL game with a blood clot?" Nick Sirriani: *inarticulate Italian noises*
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet13h
Here is the full story on #Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, whose season is expected to be over as he undergoes treatment for blood clots: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5021… espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5021…

Sources: Hurts to miss season after blood clots discovered in QB's lungs

Eagles QB Jalen Hurts is expected to miss the rest of the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs, according to NFL Network and ESPN.

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We need to rename New England as a region by this logic.
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTL9h
President Trump is demanding for New Mexico to be renamed New America. effective immediately.
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This is just a normal day in Alief.
Breaking911
@Breaking911Oct 18
France has fallen.
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Beat their ass in their own sport and the Canadian government started Heated Rivalry posting.
Canada
@Canada15h
As we wait impatiently for the second season of #HeatedRivalry, hockey season IRL has kicked off in Canada! The first few weeks were action-packed as Canadian teams began their race towards the Stanley Cup. Which Canadian team are you rooting for? 🏒
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Y'all need to stop asking AI so many questions even if he is called "The Answer"
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The European Mind can't understand the Play Action.
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NICE CAMERA WORK @NFLNETWORK CAUSED US TO MISS TRAVIS HUNTER’S CRITICAL INTERCEPTION!
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W.E.B. DaBoi
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The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao
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Funniest take on Hockey I've ever seen lmao.
Alethios
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A 'USA vs Canada' showmatch was put on in Auckland in 2018. The players kept stopping the game for these ridiculous theatrical fights. The crowd assumed it was put on and booed them until they stopped. We came to watch hockey damn it, but apparently its just like that.
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I couldnt win faceoffs
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Kansas at 17?!
Joseph Duarte
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Full AP men’s basketball preseason poll
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemes15h
The Eagles team doctor letting Jalen Hurts play a football game with blood clots when it was too dangerous to even sleep
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If I'm Jalen Hurts I'm throwing Nick Sirriani off of a cliff.
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big content guy
@bigcontentguy14h
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He should legitimately sue the Eagles for letting him play and fly with blood clots.
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet15h
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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"Wallahi Napoleon" is hilarious for a million reasons.
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@Kalamar_izy3Oct 17
Y’a Napoléon Bonaparte PTDRRR #17octobre
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Cody Tapp@codybtappOct 18
Harrison Butker is 0/3 from 50+ this year and only hit 8 of his last 16 from that distance. League wide make percentage is 71% from there
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Put this game on Cartoon Network 😭
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Does anyone else have a list of Greatest pisses of their life?
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chiefs had the largest margin of victory in the NFL today but you’d never be able to tell that from some of the reactions right now
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