Stand Up Comic
Yorkshire
Joined February 2009
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The media, mainstream and TV news won't show you this. We will. They arrive by boat from North Africa to the Canary Islands with no documents. Then they put them on a plane to Europe with no documents. On a plane. A flight from North Africa to Spain costs €300. They pay €3000 to come by boat. Why? Because they have to hide who they really are. This is not welcoming, this is an organized invasion. EU politicians are real criminals.
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Vote left. Vote right. Nothing ever changes.
Your money keeps buying less.
The cost of living keeps going up.
Wages don’t keep up.
The debt keeps growing.
Houses keep getting more expensive.
The wars continue.
No matter who wins, the outcomes never change.
This isn’t a left or right problem.
It’s a system problem.
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“The World Health Organization” now states on its website:
“COVID-19 vaccination can cause multiple sclerosis due to cross-reactive CD4+ T cells that recognize the spike protein of SARS-CoV-2 and myelin peptides.”
In other words, your own immune system destroys the nerve pathways and then attacks your brain and spinal cord.
This data was available during the lockdowns but was labeled as a “conspiracy theory” and censored by social media.
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I am in Leeuwarden in the Netherlands to cover the Narrative On Trial - The case against Bill Gates and others.
Because crimes against humanity should not come without repercussions.
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LIVE: BILL GATES DUTCH CIVIL HEARING | COVID-19 VACCINE INJURY LAWSUIT xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1mxPaZobn…
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Check this out:
“As a former RNLI Crewman Volunteer of 15 years let me educate you of Maritime Law if I may.
When these rubber boats set off from France overloaded, the French are breaking maritime law by not intercepting them and returning them to shore. When these illegal migrants boats have sailed almost 3/4 of the way to the UK and now in British waters, the RNLI and Border Force are sent out by the Coastguard on the instructions of HM Government to intercept them. They do this because if the rubber boats are allowed to land on uk soil under their own steam then everyone on board becomes an illegal immigrant and by law MUST be detained and deported asap.
However when they are picked up at sea, even if only 200 yards offshore, and in no danger whatsoever, then the RNLI and Border pick them up and they are longer called illegals - conclusion The French and The British are doing this on purpose - WHY?”
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: ANGELA RAYNER CAUGHT USING 15 MILLION POUNDS OF PUBLIC CASH TO RIG ELECTIONS!!!!
I want every working person in this country to confront the terrifying reality that the state is weaponizing your own wages against your ballot paper.
Under the guise of a 15 million pound recovery fund created after the Southport tragedy, Angela Rayner quietly financed a partisan propaganda machine inside local government.
Official evidence confirms public funds went straight to the Ella Baker School of Organising, an activist network founded by former operatives from Hope Not Hate.
Council staff across Birmingham, Sheffield, and Blackpool were forced through state funded sessions instructing them how to steer working class communities away from Nigel Farage.
Local bureaucrats were literally trained on how to distract ordinary residents from small boat arrivals and manipulate the public away from voting for Reform UK.
Course registration materials openly declared their core objective was to avert the impending disaster of a democratic right wing government.
The political establishment claims there is zero cash to protect military veterans or keep elderly pensioners warm, yet Angela Rayner finds unlimited funds to turn council offices into political re education camps.
Labour knows they have permanently lost the trust of ordinary Britons, so they are deploying taxpayer funded psychological operations to rig the ballot box from the inside.
Retweet this exclusive investigation immediately to expose Angela Rayner using public money to wage war on British voters. 🇬🇧
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🚨 JOHN HEALEY PLOTS 1.5 BILLION POUND INTERNET SHOPPING TAX TO PUNISH ORDINARY CONSUMERS!
I have just seen the latest socialist blueprint from the Institute for Public Policy Research handing John Healey another excuse to raid your wallet.
Labour is quietly plotting a massive 1.5 billion pound tax on online retailers right before the October Budget.
Andy Burnham and the Treasury want to brand this an Amazon tax so they can pose as champions of the local high street.
The cold reality is that retail bosses have already confirmed this entire cost will be passed directly onto British citizens through higher prices at the digital checkout.
While the government squanders your money on a bloated 407 billion pound welfare bill and migrant hotels, they expect working class families to pay a stealth penalty just for ordering a parcel to their own front door.
Labour has completely run out of other people's money and now they are coming after your everyday online deliveries to plug their self inflicted financial black hole.
Retweet this immediately to expose John Healey and his latest stealth tax before the upcoming Budget.
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🚨 BREAKING: GREEN PARTY CAUGHT CHEATING AS CAMPAIGN CHIEF ADMITS SECRET MOSQUE ENDORSEMENTS!!!!!!!!
The Green Party pretends to hold the moral high ground, but behind closed doors they rely on illegal sectarian stitch ups.
Hannah Spencer campaign manager just admitted that local mosques secretly endorsed the Green candidate, directly violating strict charity laws.
They broke electoral regulations, abused tax exempt charity status, and cheated their way through the ballot box!
Retweet this right now to expose the corrupt reality of the Green Party to the entire country. 🇬🇧🔥
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Absolute chaos across France:
625 arrests
83 police officers attacked
32 teachers injured
Hundreds of schools burned down
Vehicles and churches set on fire
North African and far-left students have declared war against the French state.
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Between the NHS, BMJ & 2 clinical studies we have conclusive proof that the Folic Acid agenda is indeed immoral, corrupt & criminal practice designed to injure as many as possible.⬇️
‼️OVER 40 MILLION UK CITIZENS ARE AT SERIOUS RISK OF HARM AS THEY ARE EXPOSED TO THIS DRUG‼️👇
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🚨 LES MÉDIAS BRITANNIQUES AVOUENT ENFIN LES PULVÉRISATIONS CHIMIQUES DANS LE CIEL
Sur la plus grande chaîne d’info britannique :
Le gouvernement britannique a des programmes MILITAIRES pour bloquer le soleil.
Chemtrails, geoengineering, injections d’aérosols stratosphériques, contrôle du climat… appelez ça comme vous voulez mais les gens n’arrivent plus à faire semblant de ne pas le voir.
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The UK's new folic acid law kicks in on 13 December 2026. From that date, all non wholemeal wheat flour, white and brown, must be fortified with folic acid.
The aim is to prevent around 200 cases of neural tube defects like spina bifida every year.
Here's the catch: wheat flour is in far more than bread. It shows up in pasta, pizza, crackers, biscuits, cakes, pastries, pies, breakfast cereals, and most flour based batters, fish fingers, chicken nuggets, scampi, onion rings, tempura. It's also used as a thickener in soy sauce, gravy granules, stock cubes, soups and sauces. Malt vinegar and malt extract can be wheat derived too.
Because so many of these foods are eaten together every day, the folic acid adds up across the whole diet, not just from one slice of bread.
Let's look at a typical day for a child. They have cereal for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch, then pasta for tea or a pizza. That is cumulative to a high degree.
Why some people may want to avoid it. Folic acid isn't risk free for everyone. The main medical concern is vitamin B12 deficiency, including pernicious anaemia.
Folic acid can correct the anaemia on blood tests while the nerve damage continues, that can lead to permanent spinal cord damage called subacute combined degeneration.
Official guidance says it should never be taken alone in these cases. It's also contraindicated in most cancers, because some tumours are folate dependent and extra folic acid may fuel them.
People on methotrexate, used for rheumatoid arthritis, psoriasis and some cancers, should be careful, as folic acid can reduce how well it works. And epilepsy medicines like phenytoin, phenobarbital and primidone can have their levels lowered by folic acid, risking more seizures.
Wholemeal flour is exempt, as are non wheat flours like rice, maize, rye, oat and buckwheat, and small scale mills producing under 500 tonnes a year. But even though wholemeal is exempt, people checking packaging are already finding folic acid listed on wholemeal flour and wholemeal bread.
That is because many products mix in some non wholemeal flour, or manufacturers are fortifying voluntarily. The supposed safe option is not always safe.
We need to stop this altogether.
Sign the petition to end the mandatory fortification of white flour with folic acid immediately It closes on 8 December 2026 and needs 100,000 signatures for a debate in Parliament.
If you have already signed please share with family and friends to make them aware.
Its in the comments 🇬🇧
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I will make the country a promise tonight.
Any high-ranking public servant facilitating and deliberately enabling the invasion of Britain will be prosecuted by a Restore Britain Government.
They will go to prison.
Hundreds, if not thousands - this is their warning.
This has now gone too far. We have the entire establishment weaponising the British state to import these men. In the thousands and thousands.
Something has to be done, because this just cannot continue.
So back us. Give the threat weight. Put the fear of God into them.
Make them think twice. Force them to change course.
Provide Restore Britain the electoral support to make the threat count.
And when we win, they will go to prison.
Your vote, your backing, your support. It matters, and it can make a difference now. Not in 2029. But now.
Because this can't go on. It just can't.
Use Restore Britain as your voice, your weapon, your threat.
We will not let you down.
That is my promise to the British people.