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Max (head empty)

@maxollotl

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Joined August 2016
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The thrilling update Currently, Max is actually short for Fleetwood Max
Max (head empty) (@maxollotl) profile pictureMax (head empty)@maxollotl15 Feb 2025
Currently, Max is actually short for Fungus Maximus after that one guy in the barbie movies
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Maliha@CaffeinatedLihaNov 6
I can't imagine a home without an overflow of books. The point of books is to have way too many but to always feel you never have enough.
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Moaaz@MoaazzAlaaNov 6
Image from Moaaz (@MoaazzAlaa)
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its important in your mental ecosystem to get humbled every once and a while by being BULLIED
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sometimes its just me and my 7+ minute long comfort song against the world
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jae@notactingcoolOct 15
not even Socrates could’ve come up with something like this tweet
tootsie scooter (@suzietoot) profile picturetootsie scooter@suzietoot21 Feb 2025
Replying to @aviantent
ever enjoyed life on the way? stopped to smell the roses? sucked the strap?
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sometimes its so sad to think about how literally no one on earth will ever be as funny as Kori King is
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Another thrilling update Currently, Max is actually short for M(a)x. Butttootking which is a contest I have no hopes of winning because I am a notoriously bad dancer
Max (head empty) (@maxollotl) profile pictureMax (head empty)@maxollotl23 Dec 2025
The thrilling update Currently, Max is actually short for Fleetwood Max
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Gillian@cutiepuppyfireOct 9
Replying to @suzietoot
(bare a pop opera voice) plane jane sisterrrrr
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Nani 🦴@lovely_lobotomyOct 6
if you die in wordle you die in real life
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James 🫶🏾@thegirlJGOct 5
I watched Backrooms today and I just want yall to know that would've never happened to me
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Crow
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Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw
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I.am.flopballs167!@Catliker1Oct 2
Oh how I hate you non native Canadian people who shit talk about native reconciliation day die Canada die
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lolo🐻‍❄️@IoonabaitSep 30
on this truth and reconciliation day let’s remember that many “canadian” practices come from the indigenous people. maple tapping, hockey, language, clothing, and other activities. 🧡🪶
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been really into describing mild inconveniences as elkpiles recently
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Case@Cactuscali19912Sep 23
You live in Texas? With the chainsaw massacres?
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the fact that dan and phil are performing at a venue near where i work in the city that i live in when im on a plane to my grandma’s funeral is equally as hilarious as it is tragic
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soft launching being nonbinary by wearing my pronoun pin at work and im #scared
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Eileen The Crow@EileenTheCrow76Sep 16
not to sound like a loser but this song deadass gets better when ur older and actually listen to lyrics
natalia (@DAMIANISM0) profile picturenatalia@DAMIANISM0Sep 15
envejeció mejor que shape of you y sigue yendo tan dura como hace 14 años btw
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#mygruel
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Roony@RoonystersSep 8
I just got hospitalised for being cringe. They put me in the awk ward
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