@maxodilli

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Joined May 2026
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Guys I think letting my partner touch my back was a HUGE mistake (not) because I didn't actually realize just how sensitive I was and my gosh... I'm soooo embarrassed omg 🥹🥹
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Help I stayed up all night bc I knew that if I went to sleep, I'd oversleep for school so when my partner woke up (we did a sleep call), I told them that I woke up at around 5, because they've been WAITING to slime me out. (They know I'm kinda into that lmao)
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Senior night, Seniors walk with their parents, right??? Right??? So where the fuck are mine?? Where the fuck is anyone??? I was announced to be walking with the band directors. There was a fucking gap next to me. Everyone else had someone.
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THAT'S WHERE UR WRONG AHAHAHAHHA
feelings ღ@eternaltxtsOct 3
STOP CHECKING UR PHONE EVERY 2 MINUTES NO ONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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STOP CHECKING UR PHONE EVERY 2 MINUTES NO ONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH HH AHHHH
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OH MY FUCKING GOSH I THINK I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. OH MY GOSH.
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IMMEDIATELY AFTER I POSTED THIS, I HEARD: "You ain't even red, you black. I caught you black handed lil bruh" - one of the twins. WHAT.
Zeke@maxodilliSep 29
Ever since my parents left for their dumb shit, ive realized that the kids don't eat together anymore. I work at TB and I brought back food last night. They seem to be civil when eating together. I just bought them a kfc meal. They're just talking. Not fighting. Full even plates.
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Ever since my parents left for their dumb shit, ive realized that the kids don't eat together anymore. I work at TB and I brought back food last night. They seem to be civil when eating together. I just bought them a kfc meal. They're just talking. Not fighting. Full even plates.
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It really sucks that the kids are all being hurt by our parents' actions. I'm 17, I can take it. They're barely 14 and under. They should be acting like kids. They should be eating well and playing and having friends. In reality, they stay in and get to do nothing.
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I'm genuinely so useless my gosh.
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A 20yo having to spend over $600 on food and a plumber and a machine is crazy. Me and my older brother was forced to care for the kids while our parents went out. Skipped my senior hoco dance to work, and watch the kids. Cooked dinner for them. Trying my hardest. I can't kms yet.
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We came to an agreement
Zeke@maxodilliSep 26
I'm so fucking done with this house bro. All I asked of him was to add my number to the phone our father apparently got for them specifically to contact him. Just in case he needed to contact me as well, because I have to work and go to school unlike them.
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I'm so fucking done with this house bro. All I asked of him was to add my number to the phone our father apparently got for them specifically to contact him. Just in case he needed to contact me as well, because I have to work and go to school unlike them.
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I'm sitting under one of the class desks that are against the wall and THIS FUCKING FAT CHUD WON'T STOP MOVING AND THE FUCKING DESK IS CREAKING AND ITS FUCKING ANNOYING.
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THIS is how sharing a cash app account with your older brother is 😭😭
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????? I think I cracked (heh) the code
Subcon (Agata and Friede's Spooky Evil Attorney!!)@thesubconboiSep 20
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Happy Kirkiversary!! 🎉🎉🎉🎇🎇🎇🥰✌🏾
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So I bring ramen to my school every Wednesday... I had a full backpack... A friend asked for one.. and then another... And then a crowd of random students asked for some... It was all gone within 2 minutes... IM CRINE.
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