maxnosleeves

People judge themselves by their intentions and others by their actions

@TeamYouTube hey! sent ya a DM 👋

@TeamYouTube hi i’m dealing with a hacking situation can you please DM me

not great

Hey @DEADLINE this will make me immediately leave your website and never return

@Starbucks can i suggest a new store location

Happy Easter 🐇🐣🐰

The best thing I ever did for my posture was have really tall friends

Never trust someone who doesn't laugh at their own jokes

NO CHEATING… type your name in the GIF bar and see what comes up. Here’s mine

Against all odds I made myself a cup of coffee today

Lips of an Angel is the best bar jukebox song of all time

That's Max 5 time Fantasy Football Champ NoSleeves to you

The nice thing about black friday / cyber monday is that I get to unsubscribe to a hundred email lists at once

it’s me

Nothing is worse than people who take the elevator 1 floor (instead of taking the stairs)

hey @Starburst WTF

go. pats.