"We're gonna steal humans from a wolverine" – at El Monte, CA

"Trot horses on a bag!" – at El Monte, CA

I think @theRealMattKemp should be the NL MVP and @cgrand14 should be the AL MVP – at El Monte, CA

Thanks for staying open late today @NHMLA yfrog.com/hsqqgouj – at Los Angeles, CA

Martin Luther King isn't alive today. He died 25 million years ago

Happy Halloween! http://yfrog.com/4yjk9j

rainy day = helping mom make yummy vegan choc chip cookies. (Eggs are scary!) http://yfrog.com/fv8icmj

Steve Poizner...poi-z-ner? Poisoner??? He's poison.

Still up! "I need a nightcap."

POON SOCKS!

Happy Ween!!!

"daddy, I know you're my dad and also a friend, but right now you're not either of those things because you are not playing ball with me."

I want mom and dad to name the baby: Oscar, Gordon, Chewy, Rufus, or MAX II. Names I don't like: Ringo or Execute.

My show on Comedy Central will be called Max's Comedian Stuff with Pig Sock

I'm going to be a star! I'm going to be a comedian but not until I'm 25 so I can say bad words. I'll say "What the... is that a Pig SOCK!?"

BANANAGRAMS! http://yfrog.com/5j2h4j

Songs written today "Versus You" "Jackets Burst" "Cycles on Fire"

Mom: "The dentist used a drill on my teeth today. Max: "What's a drill?" Mom: "Some annoying tool. Max: "Uncle Andy!?!"

"I had a dream that I was eating at Hot Stick-OnA and now I'm having Hot Dog on a Stick. Life is funny." http://yfrog.com/5iyvwzj