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Max Thompson@maximusPicius18 Oct 2022

Pet peeve: people who say “im obsessed” with every new thing they encounter

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Max Thompson@maximusPicius2 Aug 2022

Plums are delicious and not appreciated enough

Max Thompson@maximusPicius14 Jul 2022

Cinnamon toast crunch sounds scrumptious right now

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Max Thompson@maximusPicius27 May 2022

Uvalde police department officers that did not act should be fired without pensions

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Max Thompson@maximusPicius27 May 2022

#UvaldePolice #UvaldeMassacre

Max Thompson@maximusPicius25 Jan 2022

I made this. That’s sriracha not ketchup. It was tasty

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@TheLogggggg6 Jan 2022

Replying to @elonmusk

@elonmusk send me one of the new roadsters

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@elonmusk31 Oct 2021

Tuition is in Dogecoin & u get a discount if u have a dog

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@elonmusk31 Oct 2021

Replying to @DrEliDavid

If WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it.

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Max Thompson@maximusPicius28 Oct 2021

I looked in the mirror and realized he had thought - Short story ideas

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Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙

@AlpacaAurelius15 Oct 2021

Courage isn't the absence of fear. It's feeling the fear and then overcoming it.

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Max Thompson@maximusPicius23 Sep 2021

It’s a 2002 Friday night, youre 5, eating chicken nuggies and screaming at the top of your lungs “Ill make a man out of you” while watching Mulan. Life’s good #DisneyPlus @Disney

Max Thompson@maximusPicius30 Jul 2021

“Max Thompson is pretty cool” - Max Thompson

Max Thompson@maximusPicius9 Jul 2021

If you get a virus on your computer from a porn website is that a sexually transmitted virus? #deepthoughts #smart #TED

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World of Engineering

@engineers_feed5 Jul 2021

One of the beautiful pictures of Jupiter ever taken.

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Max Thompson@maximusPicius10 Jun 2021

I have a box of golden oats cereal

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Neil deGrasse Tyson

@neiltyson26 Apr 2021

First signs of life on Mars, from @NASA’s #ingenuity helicopter, or not.

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@elonmusk10 Apr 2021

Where is Shrek 5!?

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@elonmusk10 Apr 2021

… going to moon very soon

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