@maximumslayage

23 //// Hi gay //// IG: smork_32

 Minneapolis, MN
venmo.com/u/Smorkuh
Joined August 2021
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Someone bought this jacket on depop but I’m gonna wear it one more time sorry
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zach@zachbreechen6h
one thing abt me if a post-it note is ugly i’m re writing it
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It’s the season of the year where everyone is wearing their leather jackets
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Going over to his place to eat a brownie and play edm music
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Relax
@iamRELAXOct 15
I do not care.
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Creatine on the floor just a damn mess
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When the subway surfers is right to the the young Sheldon clip above the family guy meg edit and then big bang theory is just there
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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kel@centurie333Oct 3
Frost children bitch
New York Post
@nypost23 Oct 2018
These three little words are a big turn-on nyp.st/2ECYzFq
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Calling a victory royale crown a baddie chain I’m such a
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Hearing that stop requested on the bus when you have to be somewhere oh I’m pissed
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My skin is so clear rn prayers answered
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Haven’t posted on main insta story in a second I think I wanna show em I still got it
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Lowk I’ve been chewing on my mustache a lil bit lately
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“hey can i get another drink?” “im stella lefty” “can i get another drink stella lefty?”
Variety
@VarietySep 27
Slayyyter and Stella Lefty chat inside the #VMAs
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Posting the same picture on all platforms is just brand synergy I tell myself
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I don’t think I’m gonna watch new ahs but I will rewatch freak show this month
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via@atrophicbtrflySep 25
ignoring my desire for a relationship bc i'm scared of being that level of healed
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Update: He gave me the mug
sawyerrr@maximumslayageSep 22
Trade is about to pack me a bowl while brewing us Amish tea
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Soft launching patchy beard world be kind to me
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20 sets of being a packers fan
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