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While everyone is focused on their march madness bracket I’m thinking about how to increase my tax bracket

First season of true detective is a masterpiece can’t believe I hadn’t seen it

Once you learn the game you can’t be afraid to throw your chips in

Always looking for my next win

Don’t bring standards down bring people up

The imitating majority follows the innovating minority

If you’re under 25 and not living in/near a major city you’re missing out

I’m trying to live 100 lives in one lifetime

Life’s so good I’m smiling at the dmv

The most expensive way to pay for something is with time

Some mistakes are worth making

Most of your problems can be solved by knowing the right person

A conductor gotta turn their back to the audience to direct the orchestra

King of pretending like I can hear you in the club

Switching countries like y’all switch shoes

Last 3 days I’ve slept maybe 8 hours total