Everton Fc,part time cyclist,amateur assassin,i like making Time Machines and Training Dinosaurs,also preparing for Zombie Apocalypse....”for the greater good”
Wirral UK
Joined September 2010
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There's a new viagra pill on the market. It's called the 007. Apparently it makes you Roger Moore.
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If you bump into someone you haven't seen in 7 years, every cell has been replaced and they're someone new entirely. You don't have to say hi....!
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Just watched that Dune movie .. had absolutely no idea what the fuck was going on .. load of tosh.
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6 pints of Erdinger last night watching the match and didn't get up till 11.45 .. just not used to drinking anymore .. 😂
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Over here on the Wirral I don't think I've ever heard so many fireworks going off in Bonfire night sounds like we are being invaded ... ridiculous nonsense.
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Just broke out the Bonfire Night "his and hers" cutlery.. not sure about the girl knives,but the Guy Forks are fantastic.....
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Grealish… hung drawn and quartered by Evertonians because he fucked up one time … of course everyone on here has never fucked up once in their lives… the guy obviously has some issues but instantly gets hung out to dry.🤷♂️🙄
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I just don't know how on a cold monday night evertonians can afford to go all the way up to newcastle for tonights game,incredible dedication i salute you 🫡 just hope the team shows up for you all.
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Sky once again showing their allegiance to Liverpool making a massive deal of that fucking song ... they don't do it with any other club...
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