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can鈥檛 stop thinking about the time that backstreet boy asked if he was sexual and the other ones vigorously agreed.
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My walk of shame now consists of walking back to get a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 17 items in my arms through the store....
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Calorie tracker: I鈥檒l help you see everything you ate today.
White t-shirt: lol same.
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There are times when your thoughts take you by the hand and lead you nowhere.
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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don鈥檛 know what to do with them in the bedroom.
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Him: what would you like for Christmas?
Me: I just want your presence.
Him: just presents, not me?
Me: I said your presence.
Him: you just want my presents?
Me: that's what I said.
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馃幎he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows...
Santa, mind your business