If you're going to speak your mind, it helps to have one.

Hello, tweeps. Hope all's well with you. I'm taking a little break from Twitter this week in order to take care of some necessary business, like sleeping, goofing off etc. Wishing you a wonderful day and week ahead, my friends. See you soon. 💟

I'm napping today, 💤 you soon. 😴👋

Well, at least this year will be the last time they'll be stuffing children into cages at the white house for thanksgiving.

I feel sorry for whoever has to fumigate the white house. There's a herculean task.

Hey, @realDonaldTrump how's it feel to be an impeached one term lame f_ck president? Hmm? #Winning

Here's what I'll miss about Trump: Nada!

I bet when Trump supporters watching Biden's speech heard him say that he'll listen to 'science and scientists,' all their heads started tilting sideways like a confused dog staring at a card trick.

Trump got confused, he won Transylvania, not Pennsylvania. Easy mistake for a dope.

Suburban house flies voted for Biden in spite of Mike Pence's sh!tty charm.

#BreakTime ☕ Indubitably, it's time for a spot or three...

The f_ck stops here. ~ 270!

The one thing I'll appreciate the most with Trump gone: no more 'fake' bullsh!t day after day.

Nothing like a 'lil #Caturday nap...

Yes, Donnie, the American people are emptying the swamp you created. Good riddance, parasite.

Yay, no more stupid President's kids to have to ignore.

It'll be refreshing to hear a President conjugate a complete sentence again.

Not to worry, that beep beep noise you're hearing is coming from the moving vans backing up to the white house.

From first lady Melanie pop tart, to first lady Dr. Jill Biden. A seismic shift if ever there was one.

In honor of Rudy Giuliani, I'm having a post erection I mean election party in my shorts today.

Our problems may not be over, but America can breathe a sigh of relief. Exhale...