@maxeddyishere

extremely loud and incredibly gauche

 San Francisco, CA
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Joined May 2018
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This is fucking unreal dude. Thanks again Doug!
Doug Stanhope
@DougStanhope6 Mar 2022
The opener from last night was @maxeddyishere. Very funny kid. Follow him!
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Calvin like "this is how much I'm betting on games this year"
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter28 Mar 2023
And Calvin Ridley is going to wear 0 for the Jaguars. 📷 @Jaguars
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maximum edward retweeted
PornogRafi@ralphisuspense22 Jan 2023
Having sex and timing my strokes to the whopper whopper song
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america's got talons. it's just footage of eagles' feets for an hour. fun for the whole family @nbc
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Corporate Starbucks employees should not be allowed to work from home. If you make people wake up at 4 to make coffee you don’t get to work in your pajamas at 9.
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This WOKE stuff is getting out of control!! They’re changing the name of G-Mail to G-Person!!! I guess it’s non-binary now!!!! I haven’t seen my kids in six year
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to raise money for relief this town should make shirts that say “lemme monteci-doez titties 👀“
The Associated Press
@AP12 Jan 2023
"It was really devastating to see your town in that level of destruction." Residents of the California seaside community of Montecito are cleaning up as they brace for more storms.
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the wicked Witch couldnt touch water so she probably smelled like fucking shit
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no one has messed with me since i posted this...kids, it pays to hit the gym 8 days a week
maximum edward@maxeddyishere5 May 2022
to you any of haters thinking of rushing the stage at my comedy shows - bring it on. i'm freaking jacked. i watch connor mcgregor and learn from him. i eat salmon. go ahead...make my day
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This is John Lennon’s face at the morgue at best
New York Post
@nypost7 Nov 2022
Beatles super fan: I saw John Lennon's face in a beer and it felt like a sign trib.al/H8ruQsj
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Homeless guy had a sign that said “anything helps, even a smile.” So I gave him a smile. He used it to buy heroin :(
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Girls will have one sock on the floor and be like “omg my room is so messy 😩 “ and my floor is covered in spaghettio’s and I’m like “watch ur step lol”
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petition to refer to the porn industry collectively as "pussywood"
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rip king, hope you got your dick sucked consensually before you passed ❤️❤️❤️
NBC News
@NBCNews13 Sep 2022
BREAKING: Kenneth Starr, whose investigation as independent counsel led to the impeachment of President Clinton, has died at age 76. nbcnews.to/3ePb8Qr
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"No Scrubs" is class warfare
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finally some good news
New York Post
@nypost11 Jul 2022
Rockets falling from sky might kill you soon, astronomers warn trib.al/SWZvhKf
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my dude out here just outting Justin Jefferson as a bottom smh
Nate Tice
@Nate_Tice5 Jul 2022
watch how Justin Jefferson (bottom) is able to stay tight on his route break and how he's able to keep his momentum working *forward*. There's very little wasted motion despite how long his legs are.
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inflation's wild, my 7/11 now has a tray that says "leave a twenty, take a twenty"
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Republicans are the abusive dad who beats the shit out of you and Democrats are the mom who says “I’m so sorry, this isn’t who he is” and you go “THIS IS EXACTLY WHO HE IS!” and they go “don’t yell at me, do you want me to bring your dad back?”
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waiting in line for a Coinstar machine rn so we’re definitely in a recession lol
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“We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy, but because I am hard” - horny JFK
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