Cabalslop - kə-ˈbäl ˈsläp: Noun A comically over-the-top form of marketing in which the most recent flavor-of-the-week is breathlessly compared to timeless masterpieces, without any outward sign of shame or cognitive dissonance. Often tries to disguise itself as high-brow art criticism but can always be recognized for what it is: predatory marketing slop posted by bagholders desperately seeking a greater fool. You can safely laugh at these people, they have no power once they’re recognized. And if you are one of those people, just know that we can all tell what you’re up to; please stop subjecting us to your ChatGPT essays.