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embarrUSsing! #USMNT
The best thing to happen to the Phillies so far this season is the Flyers.
#IgniteTheOrange
Jalen Hurts threw the ball into triple coverage on the last play of the game so the City of Philadelphia didn’t have to suffer the sheer agony of watching Kevin Patullo call another offensive play for their beloved Birds…forever.
Not all heroes wear capes.
#FlyEaglesFly
AJ and KP can share an Uber ride to the airport. Disgusted.
Upset, but it’s always…#FlyEaglesFly
So @AlaskaAir, we voluntarily check our bags & this is what my daughter’s bag looks like when it comes off the carousel? At least the woman at your airport office was (not so) kind enough to just tell us to use a hair dryer on it & when we asked her name she says, “Alaska Air” 😡
Hilarious that McDermott openly opposes and votes against the tush push, then runs it to score both TDs against the Eagles, and blatantly false starts on the 2nd one and it doesn’t get called.
What a JABRONI!!!
#FlyEaglesFly
Gipson’s access card to the building needs to be deactivated immediately!
#FlyEaglesFly
Christopher Hutchman retweeted
RT if your team 8-2 and in first place of the conference #Eagles
Guys come here just so they can retire as Eagles.
All kidding aside, hope all turns out well for him. Get right.
Jaire Alexander has informed the team he is stepping away from football to focus on getting himself right physically and mentally, per @JayGlazer
Philly traded for Alexander from Baltimore before the trade deadline but never played
Not sure why all my socials are trying to convince me that James Franklin is a modern day Mother Theresa.
James Franklin: Good Dude
James Franklin: Bad Big Game Coach
Both things can be true.
#WeAre
“Excuse me sir, could you direct me to the early playoff exit?”
“Sure, it’s that way.”
#Phillies #RedOctober #FML
Don’t let, actually, LET the doorknob hit you.
You may hit baseballs (rarely) to feed your family, but you certainly don’t run to feed them. Slow ass! xitter.cf/johnstolnis/status/197…