@maxbeizer

Developer. Singer/songwriter/self-deprecator.

 Nashville, TN
maxbeizer.com
Joined April 2009
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I have found Twitter to be so toxic that it was actively making me unhappy. Like on FB, I have essentially gone dark. If I miss a message or mention from you, I apologize.
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@fontawesome everything ok over there? downforeveryoneorjustme.com/… your status site is green though

Is Use.fontawesome.com down? Live status and problems past 24 hours

Live problems for Use.fontawesome.com. Error received? Down? Slow? Check what is going on.

downforeveryoneorjustme.com
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Did the cert expire? `domain=use.fontawesome.com bash -c 'echo | openssl s_client -showcerts -servername $domain -connect $domain:443 2> /dev/null | openssl x509 -inform pem -noout -text ' | grep "Issuer:\|Before\|After" unable to load certificate`
If you think you can learn nothing from a beginner, you’re probably not really an expert.
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RE: reading about monads... @cfactoid : haskell docs are a TRIP me: I can find easier ways to feel dumb
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My non-grey hairs: let’s all go in this direction Greys: nah
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So nice to meet you last night @GigCityElixir ! I hope you enjoyed our fair city
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PSA: Weary and wary are not synonyms nor are they they same word.
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80% of the invocations of Pareto's Law are 20% accurate.
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Remember the song that starts “looks like we made it” — where did they make it to? In my head, it was always Denny’s. They made it to Denny’s.
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TIL there's a name for taking extensive daytime activities into your evening dreams #TheTetrisEffect en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris…
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Dear @Conductor , unsubscribe means unsubscribe. What's the point of having an unsubscribe link if it doesn't work. Not a good look.
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Every time a TV chef says "nice and..." I die a little inside.
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TIL: some Australians are considering moving controversial Australia Day date from 26 January to 8 May. I say, "good onya, May 8." bbc.com/news/world-australia…

The evolution of Australia Day controversy

Debate over indigenous sensitivities has grown in recent years, but it also follows decades of protest.

bbc.com
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The one wherein I try to explain Bobby Tables to my in-laws… imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploit…
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Current favorite typo I make consistently: 'precious' when I mean 'previous'
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.@nodevember the @heroku after party is at Ruby. 2411 Blakemore— next door to Harris Hillman School. #nodevember2017
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I hope you're doing well, Terrence! xitter.cf/TerrenceLJones1/status…
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.@eastnashbeer @ @FlatrockCoffeeT : a perfect Nashville combo
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NBD just my sister, leadering all the thoughts in Forbes. xitter.cf/jarroddicker/status/84…
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@jarroddicker4 Apr 2017
"Having more women leaders changes how we talk to each other." My fav @juliabeizer on women leadership in tech forbes.com/sites/susanprice/…

Legacy Of A Female Founder: The Huffington Post Leads On Gender Diversity In News

The global site has a new female editor-in-chief, Lydia Polgreen, a newsroom that has more women leaders than most in the industry, and a desire to tell the stories of people who aren't being heard.

forbes.com
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I just had a really positive experience with @JetBlue customer service. It's great to have something nice to say about CSRs!
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