Matty

Pov: you’re serving me a dirty pint in wallsend on christmas eve

“do you want the telly turned up for the minute silence?” my dad says to my 88 year old gran “yes please Philip” who’s gonna tell her x

battlehill at heart facebook group never fails x

new year new me new monkey. same again next year x

just looking at everyone’s stories and now understand this feeling. gorgeous, but isolated x

me seeing that my PCR test has came back positive today and I won’t be attending the horrific but great Xmas Eve Wallsend bar crawl tonight

me when I’m going through a dry spell x

found out that Justin timberlake sings the chorus in Where is the Love? - Black eyed peas and I don’t know if this is a monumental discovery or a bog standard fact x

me and the Saudi owner in the strawberry

usyk in the cube?

ur moy GYURLFREND Libby

Christ Faye, I remember my first glass of wine as well x

top off, hand down the shorts, bottle of lambrini in the other hand cos it is dick hot today x

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 me rn x

me in year 7 science with a bunsen burner x

like watching that awkward goth couple in high school spending all of break time down each other’s throats

went to give me gran a slice of lemon cake as a wee surprise and she looked at me like I pissed in her cuppa and gave me a firm “NO. DONT WANT THAT” and I was just like

me, watching the flag shaggers and the dark humoured comedians of twitter argue over prince philip

it’s went from me aged 16, asking my brother to use his ID for the pub, to me aged 24, potentially having to ask my gran to use her vaccine passport for the same pub. full circle x

The queen now realising she is also trapped. She our trap queen 🇬🇧