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“What do you think a fucking 5G chip is, fucknuts? You think it floats around in your body going on Instagram and telling the government you went to the store? No one fucking cares where you go, you absolute fucking fuck-barf.” (Please get vaccinated) mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-m…
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time to rebrand the seasons I think. I'm broadly happy with autumn, winter and spring, they're pulling their weight, but summer needs to be trimmed down to just 3 or 4 days in May, and there should be a fifth season, lasting from June to September and called simply
'shit'.
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Things we thought we’d never witness. Global pandemic. Fire in the sea. England 4-0 up in a Euro quarter final.
Does anyone know which Covid19 jab comes with the @BillGates chip in it? I need to improve my IT skills...
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“nobody in the EU is prepared to own up to their mistakes. Instead, they are doubling down on the ridiculous suggestion that Brussels has received unfair treatment at the hands of the vaccine manufacturers”. Barnaby Lane on the EU Covid-19 vaccine fiasco quora.com/Why-did-Pfizer-and…
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Dubai added to UK travel ban list, as part of major push to stop Instagram influencers coming back.
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This wins @Twitter today. Genius.
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Medical tip. If someone tells you they're not going to have the vaccine, take a scroll through the rest of their timeline, just to make sure they're usually right about things.
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As a 90-year-old woman from Scotland becomes the NHS’s latest fundraiser by climbing stairs, some wonder when it became acceptable for health systems to be powered by the kinetic energy of pensioners.
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Trump should hold a lot more rallies over the next few weeks - this could truly make America great again.
I just selected Cancer Research UK at smile.amazon.co.uk. Who will you support? #YouShopAmazonGives