Fast walker; slow boil. Public defense attorney.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2009
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No, autocorrect, if I meant “defiantly” I would type that, I’m not an idiot. What I meant was definitititely.
Matt Scott Jacobs retweeted
Executing Marcellus Williams is not a flaw of the system, it is the function of the system. Abolition now.
This is a lie. If he cared about these issues, we’d have court reform and a legislative stopgap by now. Instead we have the white supremacist court that has always acutely served the discreet interests of white supremacist men like him, and no one else.
We’re going to stand up for the women of America.
We’re going to protect contraception and IVF.
And we are going to restore Roe v. Wade as the law of the land.
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The Ivy League isn’t bad for being built by slave labor & actively upholding white supremacy for centuries. It’s bad cause it doesn’t punish people for protesting against the last surviving Anglo-American theocratic colony which systemically & deliberately oppresses brown people
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I don’t know why a book would ever require a forward. Just write the actual f’in book, we’ll catch on!
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Not me perpetually triple-clicking to get incompetent persons in line for pizza to giddy up from a slow walk to a cantor …
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I’ve seen way too many adults sucking lollipops out on the street lately. Did y’all just leave the bank?
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I need to expand my following horizons. All I see these days are bleak ass 15-tweet threads on how irreversibly busted the US legal system is & sassy takes about the shenanigans of purportedly famous people who sound made up.
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Ratification-era prestige media:
“Outside the self-selected echo chamber of Federalist readers & Madison fanboys, most Americans don’t care about ‘forming a more perfect union.’ They want gov’t to deal with real issues, like the corn yield & whether their neighbor is a witch.”
He’s a 10, but
Hotness is no longer just in the eye of the beholder. It’s a mood. It’s a vibe. nyti.ms/3PwFmou
Matt Scott Jacobs retweeted
this one guy I follow loves posting shirtless gym selfies but I have 0.0 interest in him other than his funny tweets. This is the 2020s version of reading playboy for the articles
For a guy who’s so obsessed with traditional gender constructions Josh Hawley sure does go for Botox 9 days a week … no man over 28 has a forehead this smooth without serious intervention
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I just saw a story on CNN about inflation … and the consumer finance expert’s advice was basically “with rates going up, if you’re in debt, now might be a good time to consider no longer being in debt”
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They really put the *secret* in Secret Service
The US Secret Service erased text messages from January 5 and 6, 2021, shortly after they were requested by oversight officials investigating the agency's response to the US Capitol riot cnn.it/3ASeyea
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The moon’s power lies in the fact that all we want is to be able to take a shareable picture of it, but we never can & never will.
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