@mattschubert

idiot

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2009
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spot the fuck on
Kevin Negandhi
@KevinNegandhiOct 18
Whatever happens to Nick Sirianni, he’ll be a Super Bowl champ but how do you describe his legacy in Philly sports history? He’s an “offensive” guy w no answers. When injuries hit, coaching is essential. Aside from win pct, what does he do well?
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before and after seeing who wrote the article
The Philadelphia Inquirer
@PhillyInquirerOct 18
Tanner McKee-DeVonta Smith connection sizzles as Jalen Hurts sits and hopes he keeps his job ebx.sh/aFBG7M
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i am a registered j***n h****s doubter at this stage of his time here but the 2026 season is just an amalgamation of things gone wrong
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the laugh this just got out of me
SleeperNHL
@SleeperNHLOct 12
Oh my god I almost just died. A robber just came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily, the 2026-27 Philadelphia Flyers were playing on the TV. He started watching and decided to shoot himself instead. Thank god 🙏❤️
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Allen Ivermectin
@FanSince09Oct 6
I don’t wanna hear one negative word about Lane Johnson
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I hope every Eagles fan knows Lane Johnson is one of the most important pieces of the foundation of why we have two championships to celebrate now. The city will always be thankful. We love you. Forever one of our own. Thankful you’re going out on your own terms.
Lane Johnson
@LaneJohnson65Oct 6
Thank you. 🦅
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yes please
Deadline
@DEADLINESep 29
'Game Of Thrones: Aegon's Conquest' Movie Gets 2029 Release Date deadline.com/2026/09/game-of…

'Game Of Thrones: Aegon's Conquest' Movie Gets 2029 Release Date

Warner Bros movie 'Game Of Thrones: Aegon's Conquest' has no cast or production start yet, but it does have a release date. It's not exactly around the corner.

deadline.com
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Philadelphia 76ers
@sixersSep 28
no caption needed.
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Rest in power, @XChadballX. What a brilliant mind in everything he set out to create. New Found Glory has always held a special place in my life. Thank you for being part of the soundtrack of my formative years.
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All Elite Wrestling
@AEWSep 13
The Butcher will never, ever be forgotten. We love you, Andy. We miss you. We always will. And we will honor your life and legacy every single day. "The dusk is so much clearer than the dawn had ever been." We love you, Andy.
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Skyler Higley@skyler_higleySep 6
that guy who died from the penis enlargement. in Heaven does he have his original small penis or does he take the enhanced penis with him
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chris(topher)@thegrimfilmerSep 6
Listening to map change just gonna hit different now
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I am a lifelong lover of professional wrestling and loud music (ESPECIALLY Every Time I Die). @andycomplains was universally loved across every universe he excelled in. Just a monumental loss beyond comprehension. Rest in power.
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Chris@citehchrisAug 23
dudes will be like i needed this and it’s just their sports team winning and someone who loves em unconditionally
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Philadelphia Phillies
@PhilliesAug 23
WALK-OFF SCHWARBOMB OVER THE BATTER'S EYE!!!!!!
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“mango mussolini” sounds like a riff raff album
Variety
@VarietyAug 18
Rosie O’Donnell Shines in ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ Hosting Debut, Attacks ‘Mango Mussolini’ Trump and Gives Moving Hayden Panettiere Tribute variety.com/2026/tv/news/ros…

Rosie O’Donnell Shines in ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Hosting Debut, Attacks ‘Mango Mussolini’ Trump and...

Legendary comedian Rosie O’Donnell made her guest-hosting debut on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live' Monday night and gave it to her longtime nemesis Trump.

variety.com
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far-and-away my strongest celebrity crush through my teenage years. i’m so fucking sad.
The Associated Press
@APAug 17
BREAKING: Actor Hayden Panettiere, star of popular TV shows ‘Heroes’ and ‘Nashville,’ dies at 36. apnews.com/article/hayden-pa…

Hayden Panettiere, who starred in ‘Heroes’ and ‘Nashville,’ dies at 36

Hayden Panettiere has died at age 36. The actor starred in television series including “Heroes” and “Nashville.” Police in Greenville, South Carolina, say Panettiere was found unresponsive at an...

apnews.com
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i cannot stress how much this series means to me
PlayStation
@PlayStationAug 13
Mafia: The Omertà Collection arrives August 14 on PS5, including: • Mafia: The Old Country Definitive Edition • Mafia: Definitive Edition • Mafia II: Definitive Edition • Mafia III: Definitive Edition Experience four eras of work for the Family: play.st/45pvo2g
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Philadelphia 76ers
@sixersJul 27
LEBRON JAMES IS A PHILADELPHIA 76ER.
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