Tech bros with that facial hair have a 0.2 percent chance of having 2.1 kids
🚨PALMER LUCKEY: "I am a big pro-natalist. I believe you need to have kids. If you don't have 2.1 kids minimum you're a traitor to the nation and our ideals. You're basically outsourcing responsibility for the continued existence of our nation to other people. That seems like a super elitist attitude, like you f**king elitist. 💀
It's like a mentality of 'I'll let the cattle reproduce. They can keep up the population but I don't want to raise more than one,' it seems like an abdication of responsibility for our nation's future direction that I just can't get behind.
If you have the means to do it, its crazy to me to not have at least 2.1 kids. You can say 'I did my part. I met replacement rate. Meeting replacement rate should be the bare minimum. If you plan on dying you should at least replace yourself."
LMAO. Based @PalmerLuckey. Based autist. 😂🔥
The grift is just getting started
Excited to announce that a Dubai Loop will be built by The @BoringCompany!
This has been in use since the 1950’s, and it’s analog for a reason. It’s like DOGE are a bunch of Severance innies just discovering the outside world.
Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process takes multiple months.
Matt Saunders retweeted
It’s important for us scientists to articulate that the NIH cuts are surgically cruel: designed not to save money, but to maximally implode the capacity and infrastructure for research; research that saves and improves lives around the world. Why? Just cruelty.
And this is why you don’t accept casual offers via email
Damn, I'm just a metal shards in canned tuna attorney. I really need to rethink things.
Replying to @stevekemsley
Yes, we have lawyers on hand; specifically raw milk attorneys and have been highly insured for decades-- we give farm tours to the public. We realized the problems that can arise, but this is the only option for us to continue to milk cows. Please wish us well.
One of my core memories of summer camp 1980 is the kid who brought his own loaf of bread because he was allergic to gluten. He got so tired of all of our questions.
Matt Saunders retweeted
ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like margaret qualley
oh-oh, and I'm also demi moore
Justine Bateman is just relentlessly cranky
Prince Harry, Meghan Markle slammed by Justine Bateman for being 'disaster tourists' amid California fires trib.al/yWeW0Xu
Matt Saunders retweeted
"A wacky way-out world of witches! It's groovy!"
Bewitched. Dell, January 1965
I was hoping someone would post this gif in this thread, but I did not expect it to be Speed himself!
Great so when my mom is done answering math questions posted by a radio station in Cleveland she can opine on the veracity of AI slop. That’s going to go great.
BREAKING: Meta is scrapping its fact checking program and replacing it with a Community Notes program similar to the model used by Elon Musk’s X. apnews.com/article/meta-fact…
What in the flip phone am I supposed to be looking at here
The best part of this whole dumb drone story is that in the year of our lord 2024 it remains true that no one who films a UFO has a good camera or knows how to focus


























