Joined July 2009
North America sitcom casts Canada as the sulky daughter who gets so pissed that fascist dad doesn't properly appreciate Pride Month she sets her bedroom on fire and fills the whole house with toxic smoke.
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Matt Maloni retweeted
need to establish some rules on the “swayman” chant for game 5: rule 1: no chant if he’s currently pitching a shutout rule 2: no chant if the puck is in the sabres’ zone thank you for your time.
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Well I suppose I learned last summer that life is short, definitely too short for holding grudges.  So when @GamebredFighter said he wanted to sit down and break bread of course I took him up on it.  Today he came to Wisconsin, sat down had some dinner and chatted it up.  Turns out we have more in common than different 👊👊👊  Felt great to bury the hatchet and make a new friend.  Life is too short to hold grudges, bury hatchets and move one with your life.  So glad Jorge was able to come to Wisconsin today.
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Matt Maloni retweeted
One year ago today, we lost David Lynch. “No matter what the weather is, I wish for all of you blue skies and golden sunshine internally all along the way.”
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The Devil: I am prepared to offer you a Faustian bargain…. Faust: I’m sure it’s fine that you’re calling it that
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I saw Labubu in the first transgenders movie. Absolutely great. My first car was an Optimus prime. Used to turn into a robot when I went to the drive in
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Labubu is what Joe Biden would accidentally call Shia LaBeuof
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Matt Maloni retweeted
Today’s special: your own personal sausage
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The Red Bull story is incredible when you think about it. 40 year old marketing manager heads to Thailand for a work trip. Drinks a weird drink that energizes him like nothing else. Gets rid of jet lag. Decides to carbonate it and bring it to the West. 1,000mg taurine. Caffeine. Inositol. Cane sugar. There was nothing like it. Proceeds to claim it gives you wings. Designs a skinny can that stood alone among fat cans. Buys football team. Pays mercenaries to do outrageous life threatening stunts as 'marketing'. Buys F1 team. Refuses to sell anything else. Never sold a single share. No IPO. Dude even hated borrowing from the banks. Mateschitz works till he dies. Son continues the legacy. Insane.
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Matt Maloni retweeted
Chicago pope to teach Italians how to slice pizza the proper way
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Matt Maloni retweeted
The Beach Boys are objectively, fundamentally, metaphysically better than "The Beatles"
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Swiping bags in heaven. RIP.
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PRIDE champ x Strikeforce champ On this day in 2011, Wanderlei Silva squared off with Cung Le, at the co-main event of UFC 139.
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This is how badly they spent their own money, imagine how they spend yours
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Matt Maloni retweeted
RIP Hiromitsu Miura, who passed away from acute leukemia Oct 26th (ht: @shiroobi) Miura pushed Condit to the limit in his final WEC title defense, a true WEC classic. After, he left MMA for 6 yrs to pursue boxing, only to return in 2015 and capture the WW King of Pancrase title.
#OTD in 2008 Carlos Condit vs. Hiromitsu Miura - WEC 35
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Matt Maloni retweeted
Scumbag move but they need all the help they can get.
Per ESPN reporting, the Yankees are going to allow the two fans who were ejected tonight -- one of which is a season ticket holder -- to attend Game 5
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is incorrect. At MLB's request, the two men have been banned from attending game 5 of the World Series. nytimes.com/athletic/58856…
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Matt Maloni retweeted
Replying to @joerogan
@JoeRogan has been doing this show for ages and every one of his guests, from Mark Zuckerberg to Bernie Sanders to Mike Tyson, goes to him and does the same format. She needs his audience, he doesn’t need her. By not going, she’s just telling those viewers they’re not a priority.
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Matt Maloni retweeted
Elon cutting $2 Trillion from budget? Great idea! Start with some of the BIGGEST welfare recipients: - Military-industrial complex - Pharmaceutical-industrial complex Oh...and End the Fed!
Elon Musk on D.O.G.E: "I think we can reduce the annual federal budget by atleast $2 trillion per year. Your tax money is being wasted and the Department of Government Efficiency is going to fix that."
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