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Matthew Falloon

@matthewfalloon
 Brisbane
Joined April 2011
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Thomas Jaspers@thomasjohn8625 Aug 2011
I wore a bowtie and jacket to a family function. Grandma said "Josh has obviously rubbed off on you... Pardon the pun." EW!
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Josh Thomas@JoshThomas871 Jun 2011
Wendy Francis thinks hugging is foreplay. Remember that if you see her hugging her kids.
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Let's break it down. You wanna be creative, you wanna be in the spotlight. Face it. You wanna be me.
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Instead of 'bless you' I say 'you deserved it'. Sneezing is God's way of punishing the weak-nasaled.
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