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Alabama, USA
Joined August 2008
Closest thing to Apollo. Sound on.
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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America 2026 / France 2026:
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Tell it Spencer!
Pick your fighter, America: Elon or Ilhan.
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Dean Brandon retweeted
Here’s my 2 cents for you: Stop overspending and stop trying to take more money from Americans.
All I’m asking for is a 2-cent wealth tax on the richest Americans.
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Dean Brandon retweeted
Honestly, Elon Musk is the only pioneer left who makes you truly inspired & amazed by innovation. Landing rockets backwards, driving cars upside down...it feels like our great American pioneer spirit went dormant since the Apollo missions, and we've felt stuck in time, but he's reawakened it...and for the first time in decades people are actually asking "what else is possible?" instead of this gloomy malaise of stagnation and planned obsolescence. Just the dumbest thing imaginable to bet against this guy.
Dude. Elon Musk is on another planet.
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Dean Brandon retweeted
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
This is a “family” suffering from multiple dysfunctional pathologies. Chaos creating more chaos. The device does not cure the problems. If anything, it enables and makes things even worse.
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Dean Brandon retweeted
Recursive Self-Improvement
A retired NASA engineer who had worked on the Space Shuttle program for 25 years was hired by SpaceX at age 62. He described the first week as the most disorienting experience of his professional life. At NASA, a design change required 3 meetings, 2 committees, a review board, and 6 to 18 months of documentation. At SpaceX, his new supervisor said "if it works, build it. If it doesn't, change it by Friday." He sat at his desk after the first day and called his wife. He told her he felt like a man who had been swimming with ankle weights for 25 years and someone just cut them off. He could move. He could decide. He could build something in the morning and test it in the afternoon. The constraint that he had accepted as the nature of aerospace engineering turned out to be the nature of bureaucracy. Within 6 months he had contributed to more design iterations than he had completed in his last 5 years at NASA. Not because he was working harder. Because the time between having an idea and testing the idea collapsed from months to hours. The same brain. The same knowledge. A different operating system. He described a specific moment where he proposed a modification to a Raptor engine component. At NASA, the proposal would have entered a queue. At SpaceX, the modification was machined by the end of the day and tested by the following morning. He watched his idea become a physical object in 18 hours. At NASA, 18 hours would not have been enough to schedule the first meeting to discuss whether to schedule a meeting. He told an interviewer: "I didn't get smarter when I went to SpaceX. I got faster. The intelligence was always there. The system was in the way." The difference between SpaceX and NASA is not talent. NASA has extraordinary talent. The difference is the time between a thought and a test. SpaceX compresses it. NASA elongates it. The same engineer produces 10x more at SpaceX than at NASA because the bottleneck was never the engineer. It was the meetings about the meetings about the work.
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Dean Brandon retweeted
A retired NASA engineer who had worked on the Space Shuttle program for 25 years was hired by SpaceX at age 62. He described the first week as the most disorienting experience of his professional life. At NASA, a design change required 3 meetings, 2 committees, a review board, and 6 to 18 months of documentation. At SpaceX, his new supervisor said "if it works, build it. If it doesn't, change it by Friday." He sat at his desk after the first day and called his wife. He told her he felt like a man who had been swimming with ankle weights for 25 years and someone just cut them off. He could move. He could decide. He could build something in the morning and test it in the afternoon. The constraint that he had accepted as the nature of aerospace engineering turned out to be the nature of bureaucracy. Within 6 months he had contributed to more design iterations than he had completed in his last 5 years at NASA. Not because he was working harder. Because the time between having an idea and testing the idea collapsed from months to hours. The same brain. The same knowledge. A different operating system. He described a specific moment where he proposed a modification to a Raptor engine component. At NASA, the proposal would have entered a queue. At SpaceX, the modification was machined by the end of the day and tested by the following morning. He watched his idea become a physical object in 18 hours. At NASA, 18 hours would not have been enough to schedule the first meeting to discuss whether to schedule a meeting. He told an interviewer: "I didn't get smarter when I went to SpaceX. I got faster. The intelligence was always there. The system was in the way." The difference between SpaceX and NASA is not talent. NASA has extraordinary talent. The difference is the time between a thought and a test. SpaceX compresses it. NASA elongates it. The same engineer produces 10x more at SpaceX than at NASA because the bottleneck was never the engineer. It was the meetings about the meetings about the work.
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Dean Brandon retweeted
Stanford University (@Stanford) has just filed a notice of intent to hire an H-1B Financial Analyst Salary: $149,000 Nobody in California was qualified for this job. California has the highest unemployment rate of any state.
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Dean Brandon retweeted
This might be the first time I’ve ever watched an Apple ad that made me actively not want to buy the product
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Dean Brandon retweeted
Every once in a blue moon SNL shows a glimmer of hope for being funny. This is hilarious.
Upfront Heating & Air Conditioning
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Dean Brandon retweeted
This is the Waffle House Index as of 2:45PM (EST). Please stay safe and follow federal, state and local guidance.
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Dean Brandon retweeted
Replying to @spann
"The Waffle House has closed." 😳
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Corporations are laying off American workers and replacing them with cheap H-1B Visa labor, undercutting the wages of American workers. This system has been going on for years. The @WHFraudTF is STOPPING this fraud, fighting for American workers instead of cheap foreign labor.
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.@SecRubio: "It has become fashionable today to believe that enlightened foreign policy means prioritizing the global community over one's own people. Here too, we have much to learn from the men of ancient Greece — because they knew that there was nothing selfish or wrong about loyalty to your nation, nor anything selfish or wrong about fighting to defend its interests above all else."
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Dean Brandon retweeted
The kids are alright. 👌🏻
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I do not see Nick Saban as a Ryobi kind of guy. He’s more of a Milwaukee or Dewalt.
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Dean Brandon retweeted
WE LOVE ALABAMA! 🇺🇸
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