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Spoon kid: Try to realize the truth. There is no money. Then you'll see that this is only paper. Fiat currency that could be instantly rendered worthless by the stroke of a pen.
Oracle: Get the hell out of my waiting room you little shit
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MORPHEUS: We’re gonna need a special agent for this mission, Neo. Bring me… Barton Fink
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NEO: This Matrix Gruel tastes great!
MORPHEUS: Neo, do you have the Munchies from Weed?
NEO: Yes
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MORPHEUS: You need to pay closer attention, Neo. You were so distracted by that woman in the red dress, but you failed to notice something. That woman is me.
MORPHEUS IN THE RED DRESS: Hello, Neo.
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MORPHEUS: Neo!! We need to train!
NEO: (in shower) Give me a minute.
MORPHEUS: Neo, please come out of the shower
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MORPHEUS: This “red pill” is actually a computer virus. And you? You’ve got the bug.
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NEO: Gah! Why can’t I punch you?
MORPHEUS: The matrix is not what it seems, Neo. Look closely at your hand.
(Neo’s hand is covered in grape jelly)
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CYPHER: I know this Fruit Gusher doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy, and Slammin' Strawberry, and Delicious.




