@matrat103

Ben. 33. Sports, wrestling, and sarcasm.

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Joined February 2010
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Baseball is the best sport. Don’t @ me. – at Minnesota, USA
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This probably goes so hard if your parents are cousins
The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetter5h
BREAKING: President Trump calls for New Mexico to immediately be renamed to “New America.”
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
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@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Kelso when his girlfriend won’t stop pestering him for one more kiss on her way out the door:
Shea Serrano
@SheaSerranoOct 10
GO THE FUCK TO WORK JACKIEEEEEE
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Charlie Kirk would be defending the Cornell 7 right now.
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And it’s not 5, 4, 3, or 2 on that list.
Rich 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺@BluebirdRichieSep 18
This is genuinely one of the worst 5 songs ever recorded.
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There is always a tweet.
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2026 #mntwins Time of Death: September 6, 8:15 CST.
MLB
@MLBSep 7
The @WhiteSox make a Sunday Night statement! They lead the AL Central by 2.5 games with 19 to play! #SeptemberBaseball
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@fbgconSep 4
These guys rebranded the department of defense to some machismo bullshit and the first war they start they’re losing badly so they have to pretend it isn’t one
Aaron Rupar
@atruparSep 3
COLLINS: Will this war be over by the midterm elections? JD VANCE: I wouldn't call it a war
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You simply have to hand it to ESPN for going all in on Pat McAfee and letting former employee Pablo Torre dogwalk the entire network on the biggest NBA story in years
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I would give all the money in the world to hear Hawk Harrelson blow a gasket over this.
Baseball Central™
@BaseballCentraIAug 31
This might be the worst ending to a game I've ever seen
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It’s called Lake Ontario
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Still the wrong dude from Home Alone 2, Grim Reaper.
People
@peopleAug 26
🔗: bit.ly/4gS5Jpg Tim Curry has died at age 80. The British actor was known for iconic roles like Dr. Frank-N-Furter in 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' and Pennywise in 'It.' 📷️: Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage
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A category where >99% of the people were born with a vagina. And the other <1% are being used as bait to distract from the most financially corrupt regime in U.S. history
Clay Travis
@ClayTravisAug 24
Pablo, what is a woman?
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Saints WR Brock Rechsteiner — the son of Scott Steiner — has already been suspended for PEDs and delivered a German Suplex in a practice fight just a few months into his NFL career. It's too perfect. Holla if ya hear me
NOF
@nofnetworkAug 18
BAH GAWD THAT'S BROCK RECHSTEINER'S MUSIC! #Saints and #Cowboys in another huge fight. Wait for the slam at 0:17:
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#mntwins are up 4-0 in the 1st against an NL East team?
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Whoever decided to schedule a Minnesota team to play a prime time game against a team from Philly. #mlbatfieldofdreams
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The greatest scene in television history.
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I’ll make it easy and just take column 4.
Marina Medvin 🇺🇸
@MarinaMedvinJul 31
5, 3, 3 Don’t @ me.
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