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Jon

@mathturbator

Random dude.

 San Francisco, CA
Joined December 2009
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John Kelly, Donald Trump’s longest-serving chief of staff, said Trump met the definition of a fascist and would try to govern like a dictator if elected. Read more: nyti.ms/4hh7kD5
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Stephen Miller is the opening act for Trump today in Colorado, so I did a quick comparison to see how his Goebbels impression is going.
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Hillary was right. 💯
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My wrist is sore from blocking blue checkmarks all day.
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Asians won the Oscars this year, so I think it’s finally time to say… CongratulAsians!
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Dexter: Season 10 and onward is just him murdering murderous cops, right?
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Wait, this dude sees me when I’m sleeping?!?!? Dafuq!
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Just block anyone who advertises on Twitter. It's pretty easy.
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Before I get kicked off Twitter, please follow me on other social media platforms so that you can continue not liking anything I post.
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Twitter search algorithm with some hard truths. @JudiciaryGOP – at San Francisco, CA
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I'm upset that more (any) ladies are not sliding into my DMs right now... #RIPTwitter
It could be worse.
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What am I supposed to do, read a book? – at San Francisco, CA
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Been doing stand-up for 10 years as of today.
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In the French version of Star Wars, they fight using baguettes. – at Bordeaux, France
9/11 is old enough to drink. – at Bordeaux, France
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So this is how The Crown ends… – at Marseille, France
Charles finally got to her. – at Marseille, France
Does the Queen even have a Beanie Baby? – at Marseille, France
At a restaurant recreating the Meg Ryan part of when Harry Met Sally; no one is ordering what I ordered. – at Forcalquier, France
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