@matchacub

ma io che cazzo ne so scusi

 Lima, Peru
Joined November 2012
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Quella necessaria presenza che per il cane è l'uomo e per l'uomo è il cane, non li tradiva mai, né l'uno né l'altro; e per quanto diversi da tutti gli uomini e cani del mondo, potevan dirsi, come uomo e cane, felici.
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Is it weird that I start all my spreadsheets in 2B? 1A feels claustrophobic
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kiesha
@kiesha9iSep 28
I love when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, I'll be having this in the other room. Excuse me
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"Grapes are very toxic to dogs" and "75% of dogs can eat grapes" are both things you can tell pet owners, but only one of them will actually save lives.
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mis psicofármacos no están cumpliendo hoy
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th✮r@therraplanistaSep 16
os acordáis de cuando antes a tu ship favorito se le decia otp o soy demasiado mayor
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@itsnwtsSep 6
HOT TAKE: Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them. The disconnect is alarming.
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necesito saber si esto es verdad pero tuiter no me deja pedir community notes
Lammy
@LammyisbackAug 30
WAIT WAIT WAIT — SO APPARENTLY IF YOU CAN FALL ASLEEP AFTER COFFEE AND ALWAYS ASSUMED YOUR BODY JUST PROCESSES CAFFEINE DIFFERENTLY THAT'S ACTUALLY A DOCUMENTED ADHD THING?? Yes. And it's one of the most reliable signs.
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Falling asleep after coffee is an anecdotal report sometimes linked to ADHD but not a documented or reliable diagnostic sign. Controlled trials find no significant benefit of caffeine over placebo for core ADHD symptoms. rrtampa.com/caffeine-affec… pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10… chadd.org/adhd-weekly/ca… add.org/adhd-and-caffe…
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ocasionalmente la vida me recuerda que there’s some ✨homo✨ en mi lol
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Rosa María Palacios
@rmapalaciosAug 27
Avisen al congresista de Renovación que "exige" información medica privada a un hospital público. Supongo que lo mínimo es una sanción administrativa de la Comisión de Etica.
Política y Economía La República
@Politica_LRAug 26
#LOÚLTIMO 🚨 | Susalud sanciona a clínica Delgado por entregar historial clínico de Nadine Heredia sin autorización a Fiscalía La entidad reguladora impuso una multa de 13 UIT, cerca de S/ 69.550, a Medic Ser S.A.C. La clínica argumentó que actuó bajo apercibimiento fiscal, pero Susalud determinó que ese argumento no bastaba para justificar la entrega de información médica reservada de la exprimera dama. larepublica.pe/politica/2026…

Susalud sanciona a clínica Delgado por entregar historial clínico de Nadine Heredia sin autorizac...

La entidad reguladora impuso una multa de 13 UIT, cerca de S/ 69.550, a Medic Ser S.A.C. La clínica argumentó que actuó bajo apercibimiento fiscal, pero Susalud determinó que ese argumento no bastaba...

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Qué duro que justo mientras entro al trabajo me llamen para ir a la playa csmmmm
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ً@artfuIchaosAug 14
I don’t think people understand how hard it is when your toxic traits are isolation and avoidance but your love languages are quality time and physical touch.
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ADHD Memes
@ADHDForRealAug 14
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nótese la reducción significativa en tuits ansiosos desde la sertralina?
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Nostalgic Gamer
@16bitnostalgiaJul 3
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Mi mamá, in the same breath: ERES VALIOSA ERES HIJA DE DIOS TU PAPA NO TE QUIERE!!
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Ronald Cross@RonaldCrossPeruJun 28
Such place does indeed exist
TheKoopaGuy 🍁🦫@TheKoopaGuyJun 28
Is there anywhere on Earth that modtly stays between 15°C and 20°C and rarely goes above 25°C? That's where I'd spend my life if I could
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kiesha
@kiesha9iJun 27
You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
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kiesha
@kiesha9iJun 26
If cats don't want to be held like little babies maybe they shouldn't be roughly the size and shape of little babies
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How I’m feeling is not more important than what is actually happening.
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Kathleen@tmszhjh88Jun 25
This perspective is just too powerful
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