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I swear I went to bed at a reasonable hour for Friday night but then I woke up at the witching hour, just on time.
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I am almost certain she has the dreams. I strongly suspect they have become more vivid and useful to her in direct proportion with my arrival as a roommate. I believe she believes this thing is some kind of feminine deity or aspect.
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While I believe my efforts have shifted it's perspective, as well as hers, it's tendencies remain mostly the same and it's objective still pretty clearly seems to be to remain as hidden as possible from any standard or shared coherent characterization or measurement.
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If you think I was criticising Megan you need to pay closer attention.
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Don't worry I'm not cutting off my parents. I do understand if they want me out at this point though.
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I think I still need time though
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November 3rd is the last day to vote for midterms. I don't know what "midterms" even means. Nor do I know who to vote for. I could take pictures of my ballot and dump them into Gemini or Claude (I'm a slut paypig for both), but honestly my questions and time investment
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, even with AI, probably won't be remotely comparable to having spent the last 7 years as a member of congress. This is not why I will be voting for anybody AOC endorses and leaving everything else blank. It is because I am lazy and horny and she is hot.
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Where the fuck is Costa Rica? Do they have oil there? Oh shit I think I meant Puerto Rico
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They gonna move the beef printers to whichever one doesn't become a state when the Mexican vegans put PITA in charge of food stamps.
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Back to sleep
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Doing math in your head or on a computer is significantly worse than doing it by hand. I preordered Terrence Tao's book, mostly because everybody says he's smart. I'm not good enough at math to avoid successful marketing.
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Haskel is kind of fun when you can think.
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Haskell
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he seemed pretty intent on demonstrating he deserved credit for something. Whatever that something was, he's right! This deranged pseudohomicidal motherfucker is basically the smartest person I had access to other than Helena
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that cognitive time does not occur in a vacuum.
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This guy calls me frequently to bounce business and eventually political strategies off of me. A lot of the time it just feels like he is chasing my approval. Whenever this occurs to me I am filled with joy that someone would consider me worth listening to in this context.
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