One minute, I was drinking water in the kitchen post-soccer game, and the next, I woke up shrunken and stuck to the bottom of my roommate Adrian's sock sole. I wasn't surprised. Somehow, it felt like exactly where I wanted and deserved to be. 🐜🙇‍♂️ ft. @masteradrianTO

"Yeah, that's right. Get your wallet out and kiss my sock, worm." 🪱💸 Adrian was just getting started, he has a whole office to go through. 😏🙇‍♂️ ft. @masteradrianTO @KingAdrianTO

Bad day to be Adrian's boss. "Worship my giant sole, bug." 🙇‍♂️🦶 ft. @masteradrianTO

After begging my roommate Adrian to let me worship his soles, he finally told me I'd have to squirm for the opportunity. It wasn't until I woke up the next day downsized in our apartment that I finally understood what he meant. "Yes, Sir." 🐜😈 ft. @masteradrianTO and me 😉

Kiss it, worm. 🦶😈 ft. @masteradrianTO and yours truly as the little guy 😉

I hadn't even changed out of my suit when I saw Adrian on the gym floor, eyes catching those big socked soles. Almost instinctively, I dropped to my knees. With every sniff, I diminished in size while Adrian looked on, smirking. I had found my purpose. 🐜 ft. @masteradrianTO