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The last thing I did before starting work today was put the Imperial March over King Charles' entrance to Westminster Hall and OH MY GOD. SOUND UP.
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NOT THE WHITE HOUSE PULLING A “THIS YOU?” WITH RECEIPTS xitter.cf/tankkapotamus/status/1…
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“If you have a truck with balls hanging from it, and your truck wasn’t born with balls, and you put the balls on an elective process, you have a trans truck. Congratulations”
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I mean, Macy's been doing this for decades but okay trendsetters
This is how they are selling Yeezy GAP. The sales associate said Ye got mad when he saw they had it on hangers and this is how he wanted it. They won’t help you find ur size too, you just have to just dig through everything
The FA Cup of Badly Ageing Footballers Final! Jimmy Leadbetter (33) vs Birger Stenman (27)
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marybindc retweeted
Replying to @PoPville
@PoPville not sure about the rain, but sunset was striking tonight.
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The feeling when due to a schedule snafu you have to go to the office veryfast...and then stumble on @CrushFunk completely brightening the day like they do! #LifesLittleVictories
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Where is this, India? *zooms in* 😲 oh look, there's my hometown in that white blob of infernal heat
Hey @srfrjulie or maybe @dcwater those packing peanuts that are plant based and dissolve in water, can you then pour that water down the drain? Or flush it? Would think pouring it outside would attract vermin...Thanks for your help!
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I mean, never say never, but I really don't see this being an issue in my house.
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Planned Parenthood would like a word 😠
U.S. Marshals Providing ‘Around-The-Clock Security' at Supreme Court Justices' Homes, DOJ Says nbc4dc.com/6SVgum6
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New guard at @ArlingtonNatl ?
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This car is still there. With bags and boot.
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I just stumbled on this and it is very happy and what you need to hear now. Yes, you.
‼️⚠️BANGER ALERT⚠️‼️ 🗣🗣IMMA BE REAL WITCHU ‼️‼️ I STARTED BEING REAL WIT ME 😤😤 I CANT BE ✋🏾✋🏾 BOTHERED BY U ⛔️❌⛔️❌ WASTING MY ENERGY 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 youtu.be/wJSkTvjpFIA
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I suspect this dinosaur has left the barn.
Some of the largest anti-abortion organizations in the US are urging state lawmakers not to pass bills criminalizing women for abortions cnn.it/3svlI2W
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As a Native Washingtonian, I stand with the 700,000 DC Residents who have no representation in Congress. @DCstatehood51 #DCStatehoodNOW
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I was literally just about to tweet "people are horrible, change my mind" and then I stumbled on this thread of laugh out loud wholesomeness and I'm feeling so much better. 😊
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WOW. Jacksboro ISD superintendent sent me these surveillance videos from the elementary & high school when the EF-3 tornado hit last week. You can see Principal Qualls running down the hallway, barely escaping as the ceiling came crashing down behind him. @wfaa @WFAADaybreak
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