Houston, TX
Joined January 2014
Every time you try to forget who I am, I'll be right there to remind you again. – at San Antonio, TX
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sabah sabah gülmekten evi inlettiğimiz video
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you take this thing off and it tells the whole lobby “get his ass”
One Wish Willow Sprite: Extract other players equipped Sprites when eliminating them. Push everything away when damaged. Gets upset when removed and marks you on the map
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Someone’s grindr notification went off in class and every guy checked their phone including the teacher
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How it feels trying to wait 3 weeks for the NBA regular season to begin
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When I find an issue at work and then realize if I tell, it will become my responsibility
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when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me
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happy to be back 😁
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Bandaids being called curitas in Spanish
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this is the picture that will come out when you search for young zendaya and tom holland in 50 years omg
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Yo al lado de alguien que es 100% mi tipo
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Weezy F Baby n the F is for Fortnite
*ahem, ahem* welcome to Fortnite
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This is FMU 😂
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i bought a frozen pizza & it was genuinely so ASS that i emailed the company abt it 😭 not only did they actually respond, but i was offered a full refund too LMFAO bro hold up .. maybe karens r onto smthn
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“My cat follows me everywhere. Today, I decided to follow him, he didn't like it” 😂
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My mother talking down on women for not wanting to have kids but the enemy is closer than she thinks
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WRECKER REVOLVER RETURNS ON THURSDAY The Striker Burst Rifle will no longer be unvaulted
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I hate how this post got a laugh outta me
Jennette McCurdy announces new book ‘Matter Fact Fuck My Granny Too’ coming this spring
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me with my Holo Twister and Wrecker Revolver during the fire rate override:
Wrecker Revolver returns next update with the Loot Hacks It replaces the Striker Burst that Fortnite announced earlier
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Me calling my cat from three feet away and watching one ear rotate toward me. Message received. Request denied.
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