Comic, MC, musician, actor, radio guy, dad and animal activist. Comes with 12 month warranty.
Melbourne, Australia
Joined March 2009
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Deluded old twat.
LOL - Trump stops mid helipad to wave and salute nobody.
Watch at 0:21, the camera zooms out to show.
Natalie Harp can also be seen on her way to Marine One. #TravelWithNatalie
97% of scientists believe climate change is man-made and causes rising levels of oceans. The other 3% believe Billy Ocean is an ocean.
What kind of cape-wearing, lycra-clad big-arsed birds are flying around Metropolis that when people see Superman up in the sky, everyone’s first guess is “Is it a bird?”
I bet when they painted this Wile E Coyote mural on the wall they didn’t think any road runners would fall for it.
About to do the wireless. Tune in. No salesman will visit your home.
3aw.com.au
Dear Ad Agencies,
On behalf of dog owners everywhere, please stop using doorbells in your TV commercials.
Thankyou.
Think first before you take the easiest yet stupidest solution.
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PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:
The health department has cancelled “Sober October“ and replaced it with “Can’t Remember November”.
