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Joined March 2009
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I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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“What are you in for?” “I watched some porn and the woman in it got choked slightly”
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Oh no 😭 Rest in peace
'Breaking Bad' star RJ Mitte has passed away at the age of 34
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🚨WE AREN’T BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE ANYMORE 🚨
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So no right back, complete lack of belief and trust in Fernandes and no real attacking midfielder again. Brilliant #thfc
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What are these weird acting skits of celebrities in their rooms pretending to act normal 😂 #CelebrityTraitors
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Martin retweeted
Here's why people might find your opinions on games invalid now that you revealed that you skip all cutscenes when you play games. Mechanics are intertwined with motivation. Story shapes how playing feels: tension, stakes, why a fight matters or why you’re forced to slow down. If I have a level where I'm supposed to cut my father down in a Sword battle, the gameplay fundamentally is distorted, thus affecting the lens in which I see the mechanics. The “I don’t care about story” describes your priorities; it doesn’t establish that story has no bearing on gameplay. The question is how far your conclusions reach beyond the parts you engage with. If you see a game as a mechanical pinball machine, instead of the complexity of motivations and context behind the decisions... Your opinions on the games when you are FORCED to watch a cutscene let's me know you're eating food you don't like. So why the fuck would I want your food review? You're a Vegan telling me what Steak is good. All your reviews are now invalid to me, now.
Replying to @TheCartelDel
If we ignore the fact that I don’t skip cutscenes when I’m reviewing a game, why would my opinion on a game be invalid when talking about how a game plays? I *don’t* comment on story in games, because most of the time I don’t particularly care about it
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Castlevania Belmont’s Curse demo was great, can’t wait to play the full thing. Art style, music, gameplay. All chefs kiss.
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I thought Vuskovic was the best defender in the world?
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Miranda emerging from the grave as Hitler reborn was something I wasn’t expecting #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen 🤣
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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la vida pide mucho y yo solo quiero pasar mis findes asi
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Martin retweeted
cómo me siento cuando voy a un lugar con mucha gente
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10.6.28. Only In Theaters.
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Martin retweeted
como eu caminho no cinema para encontrar meu assento.
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When I lock my door and the ocd kicks in so I have to go back and check
Someone find this man and give him a raise
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Me in the office at work when I get bored
5'6 balding Phil Collins strolling around in an office shirt singing and drumming one of the greatest songs ever is the definition of AURA.
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