Official Twitter account of Mark Zito, the 2001 East Greenwich Rec League Soccer Champ. I work at @SiriusXM. Host, This Is Happening - @tihshow.

New York, NY
Joined January 2009
I didn't think I'd ever have dislike for someone defending a chain restaurant. And yet here we are.
Replying to @ClayTravis
Obama's so out of touch now that he doesn't realize that for most normal people Cheesecake Factory is a HIGH END chain restaurant. As in, most people only go there for special occasions because the cost is comparatively high.
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head first?
"Fred Warner and Brock Purdy led the way in training camp.. This 49ers team was ready to play to start the season and they've gotta love where they are right now" ~ @SteveYoungQB #PMSLive
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Can you imagine believing schools have the budget to do this
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine? They don't even need approval"
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Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
Jeff Bezos Claims AI Could Allow For 3-Day Workweeks And One-Income Families go.forbes.com/bKpnur
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Every time I see this Farmer’s Dog Cam Skattebo commercial, I think it’s going to end with him eating the dog food. Feels more on brand.
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In my 2024 @SInow 100 Bold Predictions column, I predicted that Tom Brady would say the word "shit" on live television. We did it fam.
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we deserve all this bullshit
EXCLUSIVE: AI actress Tilly Norwood glitches and starts speaking CHINESE during her interview with Piers Morgan and real-life actor Tom Conti... Watch the full interview at 7pm (BST)👇 📺 youtube.com/piersmorganuncen… @piersmorgan | @TillyNorwoodX
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You wake up and open Draft Kings. You hammer the Pat McAfee featured parlay just like normal. You turn on ESPN and watch Pat McAfee debate AI Pat McAfee. During the 16 straight commercials you play the new McAfee album. Banger. You DoorDash the new Pat McAfee meal. Life is good.
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Then maybe you should make a movie about any of the other days of the year when it’s illegal to have sex
"One Night Only" director Will Gluck says it's "100%" true that Gen Z and Gen Alpha don’t want to see sex on screen: "I went through this on two movies. I have long pages of empirical data about it. The only thing is I don’t think it’s just Gen Z and Gen Alpha. I believe it’s been a societal shift from taking nudity in adult situations and putting them on your phones at home for everybody. Now it’s more of a private, intimate thing that people don’t want to see when they’re in a shared experience. Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable." variety.com/2026/film/featur…
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just imagine if moxley wasn’t under contract at aew…him, Roman and Seth lightyear; electric
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Its crazy to use the word ‘expert’ as a pejorative. Like who are we supposed to trust then? The guy who has no fucking idea what he’s talking about????
RFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking
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I had a line to the programming director of MTV once and he relayed that people never shut up about them not showing music videos anymore. “We do show music videos … all day every day on MTV2. Nobody fucking watches it” Lesson in there.
IF ESPN cut 90% of the talking heads and went with 8 hours of Sportscenter from 4 a.m. to 12 noon, then did themed shows covering NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL (covering not debating) until the afternoon SportsCenter and live sports all night, would the ratings dip at all? /1
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damn can’t believe Jalen didn’t resign with the nba and brought the Larry O’Brien on #snme
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I guess ending the show on a 15 minute chant fest for Jalen Brunson is better than an exciting tag match setting up your summer slam main event.
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ok actually I can get down with this, it’s really silly
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One thing I always think about with the rigged crowd: If you actually believe in good faith that the 2020 U.S. Election was rigged, then logically you should be calling out the results of Senate elections in Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Louisana and on and on, no? But stunningly I never see this.
WOW -- Trump crashes out and cuts his interview with Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged "You're either crooked or you're stupid. Let's call it quits. Because I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her." "I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads.
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vibes-wise, the Trump stink on the soccer game tonight is way worse than Knicks G3
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vibes-wise, the Trump stink on the soccer game tonight is way worse than Knicks G3
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