Once you see Cookie Monster, you can’t unsee it.

Earlier I mis-typed my Twitter password "Footloose" too many times and it locked me out. I'd exceeded the maximum amount of Loggins attempts. 😢

Can we scrap this lame fest and count yesterday's game as the final please? #WorldCupFinal

#ENGARG The thing is, if Tuchel (and Southgate) carried on attacking and being positive and we conceded 2 goals on the counter, everyone would be complaining that we should have been more defensive.

Bastards #ENGARG

Happy Non-Birthday to the rest of us born on a different day than today.

Oh fuck off Wordle. 🙄

Win or lose Wednesday, England still have another game after. It will either be the most important game in world football, the final or the least important game in world football, the 3rd/4th playoff.

"My mate was doing mushrooms or something and he jumped on Ann Widdecombe because he thought she was a bus." - Bulla

#SUICOL I hope those Colombian penalty takers who missed don't get shot when they return home.

Has Mango Mussolini placed tariffs on Belgium yet?

#USABEL now the trailer park trashtards can go back to being "world champions" at Mickey Mouse sports that only they bother to play while the rest of the grown up sophisticated world can get on with the proper football. Tired of losing yet? 😅😂😅

It's all about attitude not altitude. #MEXvENG

#MEXVENG Does the Mexico stadium still have that giant spider looming over it?

If fans of the home team are going to make noise all night to disrupt the other teams sleep, easy solution. FIFA should make both teams stay in the same hotel the night before a match. Problem solved. #MEXvENG

If this is real she is the Queen of Petty 😂

One day, every blade of grass will be on fire, your cat will melt, drug dealers will start peddling Soleros on every street corner for 100 bucks each, there will be a black market in ice cream, billions of deaths and climate change deniers will still bleat "ItS cAlLeD sUmMeR!"

Gonna turn the heating off if it carries on like this.