Michigan grad/fan, husband to Lisa, father to Maren, Catholic (work in progress), from/live in Grosse Pointe. Sales at ConnectPayUSA payroll for small business.
Detroit, MI
Joined March 2009
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Personal note: In my day job I represent ConnectPay Payroll Service (connectpayusa.com). We focus entirely on small business so when you call us a human being answers. Every client has a dedicated customer rep and our client retention rate is 90%, unheard of in payroll. – at Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
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Michigan-Denver Frozen Four rematch features No. 1 vs. No. 2, 32 NHL draft picks, but no national TV mlive.com/wolverines/2026/10…
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A flyover featuring four US Air Force T-38 supersonic jet trainer airplanes is planned before the Michigan vs. Penn State football game this weekend.
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Lou Whitaker should be immortalized beside Alan Trammell in Cooperstown. I’m not sure any player was ever shafted worse by the writers. Sweet Lou received a paltry 2.9% of the vote and was off the ballot in one year. That’s an unfunny joke and more people need to talk about it.
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Foot on the gas at all times. Dont care its 10-0. Keep scoring. Embarrass them. Humiliate them. Fuck denver
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Here's come cool info that I didn't even know facebook.com/reel/2250691158… – at Harrison, MI
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Lane Kiffin is like a crazy hot chick who ruins everyone’s life. Nice job ignoring about eight thousand red flags, LSU. You deserve it.
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You can keep the giant video boards and high-volume audio assaults. Just give me a green field, a cold beer, and the sound of a catcher’s mitt popping.
Tariffs are stupid to begin with, especially with Canada, and denouncing them is not only good policy but it helps distance him from an unpopular president. – at Grosse Pointe, MI
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@UMichFootball fans, here at @Utah_Football we would expect our QB1 to do any three of these RUN-PASS options to extend the play. Notice, your "QB1" is staring at the guy he's going to overthrow by 90 feet. It's not a "scheme" or "play calling" thing, your QB is a $12M fail.
Go Utes!
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Now it's personal:
"The administration's tariffs on Mexican tomato exports are making the traditional appetizer too costly for restaurants to just give away."
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If they next come for free refills, we riot.
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BREAKING:
5 hospitals have been closed for quarantines in Siberia due to a possible plague outbreak.
The 28-year-old lab technician Darya Shipilova, died yesterday after breaking a test tube with live Yersinia pestis the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Institute on September 25th while handling samples.
A mask mandate has now been introduced at the huge aluminum plant in Irkutsk.
Some U.S. politicians are now calling for commercial air travel to and from Russia to be stopped until the situation is clarified.
This first symptoms of pneumonic plague typically start about 4 to 7 days after exposure. 200 people are under observation.
