Markus Koger

From now on there should be no @eagles player on the cover of @EAMaddenNFL ever again! I don’t care they back flip and cart wheel over Jesus! Don’t fucking do it!! #maddencurse

“I watched that comedy special on Netflix for free and I wanted my money back” - @CotiHowell #quoteoftheday

So @Arbys is copying @Wawa with the gobbler sandwich? @Wawa needs to open one in Nashville asap!

“I can’t make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger” Wow

Comparison is the thief of joy. Stop comparing yourself and your journey to others.

Why does Nick Sabin look like a preacher from deliverance in the all white?

I’m starting to think that white people and black people worship a different Jesus.

I’d like to hear @ericchurch cover “Come Together”. Just saying.

Tomorrow.

Why does my @instagram look like this?

I just want one more faith hill album.

Was just reminded that I graduated high school 17 years ago!

Just told my dog “hey! Be a man stop licking your ass” #wordsidthoughtidneversay

It’s about time we bring the Cosby Show back to streaming platforms. Come on @PrimeVideo

One thing our commander in chief /dictator has made me miss today, were the days when TWITTER had a character limit on their tweets..

I know I shouldn’t say this because it might start some 💩 but if Donald Trump runs for a third term…….somebody please call Obama to run again. #isaidwhatisaid

Pretty sure this is ihops address….

Fuck the @packers. Baby asses can’t stop the tush push, so you’re going to try to ban it. Just gonna leave this right here. Fly @Eagles Fly