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The real mitzvas yishuv Haaretz is voting in elections and all rishonim hold it’s a mitzvah bizman hazeh 😉
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If the Vilna Goan was alive today would he get a college degree from the bathroom?
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R HS was in Professor Agus class and when he said something he considered kfira he tore kriya and walked out and almost did not get his degree…
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R Herschel Shachter is the R Yisroel Neuman of the YU world.
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Halacha yedua sheisav soneh Indians apparently…
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My doctors office has overnight kugel in the waiting room, I love Lakewood
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We should work on our ratio in America to fix the shidduch crisis…
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@b_judahOct 14
“More than 3 in 20 young men and 3 in 25 young women raised as Charedi no longer identify as such by the age of 30.”
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My brain is unable to believe that R m Landinsky(Rosh Yeshiva in Radin under the Chofetz Chaim) did not believe in Olam haba….
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Louis was chavrusas with the Manchester Rosh Yeshiva R YZ Segal.
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My brain is unable to believe that R m Landinsky(Rosh Yeshiva in Radin under the Chofetz Chaim) did not believe in Olam haba….
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In which Lord Swaythling zealously keeps his family minhag…
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R Nachum Velvel of Kelm had a pet dog!
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Louis Jacobs is a grandson of R Leib Chassid …
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In which Louis Jacobs burns a science book bec of kefira😂
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Read this revealing autobiography of Louis Jacobs. Fun highlights in 🧵!
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It seems that somewhere along the way it went from visiting your rebbe on chol hamoed to the rebbe visiting the rich guy instead…
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“Wearing all my Judaica”
Lord Steven Phillips ✡️ (@steveeypips) profile pictureLord Steven Phillips ✡️@steveeypipsSep 29
The two chassids at the back of the plane. Forgot to order kosher meals. I tried to help by seeing what the vegetarian was... One chassid looks at me, I'm wearing all my Judaica and says: "why did you get kosher meat?! You like kosher meat?!" Seldom am I speechless... 🤣
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As I built my new age sukkah with my kids today my wife remarked that she was sad our kids wouldn’t know what a wingnut was😂
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This is a great description of being in yeshiva😂
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