I do the Dutch version. Obsessed with turtles and elephants!

With a vengeance!

This was at #koepel cinema. It’s either Nicolas Cage or Peter Cushion.

I’m good, Denise!

Get a scalpel. Sick the blade into your eraser when you go sketching

Those horrible bacon sausage things. Yuck!

I bet you wouldn’t say that to his face!

Dark chocolate, at least 70%. Anything less isn’t chocolatey enough.

I’d be humming the Booker T and the MGs classic “Green Onions”

You had me at “glass”.

Wee ta bix champions.

Chaotic chaos?

Footpaths

I heard the theme song to “Friends” this morning and I can’t stop singing it. No-one told you there’s be days like these.

€1 breakfast!

My wife saw me struggling to push the wrong end of the charging cable into the wrong slot on the power bank and remarked “ It’s a wonder you ever had any children.”

And for 25 years I’ve thought him a sentimental fool for joining Newcastle rather that Man Utd.

And it has.