@markt1985

I probably don’t like you.......don’t take it personally, I don’t like anybody

Lancashire
Joined June 2009
This is brilliant 😂😂
Objectively funny to watch Burnham massively put his foot in it, be forced to stand in the Commons and deny ever saying what we all heard him say, only for Ed Davey to thunder in like a centrist in a china shop and thank him profusely for saying the thing he just denied saying
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Objectively funny to watch Burnham massively put his foot in it, be forced to stand in the Commons and deny ever saying what we all heard him say, only for Ed Davey to thunder in like a centrist in a china shop and thank him profusely for saying the thing he just denied saying
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The narrative went from ‘we didn’t cheat’ to ‘we cheated and we don’t care’ really quickly, didn’t it?
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The Patriot 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
TMZ released the 911 call of a woman finding PAC unconscious
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Liz Truss was forced to resign when gilt yields reached 4.42%. Under Andy Burnham they are now standing at 6.00% Shouldn’t Andy Burnham resign or be calling a General election ?
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🚨 BREAKING: Ann Widdecombe's murder suspect Joshua Kerry has been charged with conducting preparation of acts of terrorism, including against Nigel Farage
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Shoplifters are running riot. Parts of the country are feral. If nobody else will confront them, I will.
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An easy Reform win in Blackpool turns into a Labour victory because of a tiny 7% Restore vote, handing the seat to Labour. Sort yourself out, right-wing. Burnham is storming ahead..
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Holy shit. So it turns out Israel had given the UK intel that there was going to be an Iranian sponsored attack on RAF Fairford. And what did the Labour government do the next day? They announced sanctions on Israel.
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🚨 Breaking: BBC reports that hostile Israeli passengers violently attacked the peaceful pilot who wanted to crash land the plane
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So, a Muslim co-pilot flying from Dubai to Tel Aviv stabs the other pilot and starts screaming “Allahu Akbar”, attempting to deliberately crash the plane in a suicide mission. Passengers were able to get into the cockpit and subdue the terrorist. Two of the passengers were also pilots and took control of the aircraft, landing it safely and saving all 180 people on board from what would otherwise have been a fatal crash. They really just tried to carry out a 9/11 style attack on Israel and it went wrong. Pro-Palestinian activists must be very upset.
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City fans saying this doesn't take away their memories is like finding out your dad got convicted of banging your sister and saying 'ah well he took us on some class holidays to Tenerife'
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The fact people don’t remember this and our governments ignore it is fucking shameful #migrantcrisis #smallboats #ISIS
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Solemn scenes in Manchester this morning...
🤖 Made with AI
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Sir Alex Ferguson 2012, Brendan Rodgers '14, Jose Mourinho '18, Jurgen Klopp '19 & '22, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer '21 & Mikel Arteta '23 all finished second in the PL without systematic cheating. Then there's cup finals. They, their players and staff deserve justice and recognition.
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Send this to every Man City fan you know. #115
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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A Muslim man in a balaclava holding & throwing a brick during 2024 riots… SUSPENDED SENTENCE A white man, threw a plastic bottle & swore at police during a recent protest… TWO YEARS IN PRISON Two Tier Britain 🇬🇧
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I’m honestly offended by the audacity of my stomach growling with hunger when there’s plenty of body fat sitting right in front of it for it to eat 😂 Mate……work with the resources already in storage!!! Figure it out 😏
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