@marksanchud

U ever just be eating cheetos #JetUp #GoBeavs

Joined December 2025
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I bought an annoying orange on mercari and it bit off my buttcheek
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Slowly but shirley
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Lucy Rohden@lucy_rohdenOct 19
bad teams
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Apollo 🎃@apolloguyxOct 19
Scientists reveal the HELP! HEEEEEELP!!
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Greengo@ElGreengo_Oct 18
You gotta take the condom off this offense and create a baby. You’d think Reich is procreation but he’s aborting this offense. We can impregnate the league.
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I got two phones one for the play and one for the doh
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Email on ice
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Email the musical
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Everything is so much money
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Braelon allen runs like someone who doesnt know the sprint button in a video game
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Caitlin@caitzggOct 18
WE ARE LURKING
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Comedy equivalent of “we used to watch gods play quarterback”
acey ❀@lizzbeaanApr 7
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
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I be eating dinner for breakfast
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I be eating straight jelly for dessert
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I be eating straight jelly for dinner
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I be eating straight jelly for lunch
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I be eating straight jelly for breakfast
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My supply of raspberry jelly is diminishing rapidly
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