Writer & Strategist | Identity & Access Management | Walking and Hiking in my spare time | Wannabe Polyglot.

Joined January 2009
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no matter what you're going through, just be thankful you're not on this train
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Looking for a company that does self-guided day hikes up Mount Teide (bottom to top, not via cable car) in Tenerife, pick-up and drop off from Costa Adeje in July. Does anyone know a reputable option? #tenerife #teide #hike #walk
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Replying to @SouthernRailUK
@SouthernRailUK Hi, can you please tell me what’s happening with the 06:15 Horsham to London Victoria via Epsom? App says stuck at Holmwood, station just says “Delayed”.
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Every time I use the @tntsports app, I wonder if the UI designer still has a job (and the person who signed it off).
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As a concerned parent, If I may ask, “What’s plan B”? How can this be enjoyable.@UKContingent People already there want to be evacuated yet 43,000 more are due in the next 24 hrs. I was expecting Bob Geldof to be making an appeal when I saw this. @UKScoutsMedia #scouts
Replying to @UKContingent
Having seen a picture of the camp site today and it being underwater with tents on pallets, what is the plan for Tuesday when the Scouts turn up?
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Ik kwam er net achter dat er een lege stoel is in het kleine café aan de haven. #vaderabraham #jammer
Je kunt nooit genoeg bitterballen hebben. #nl
Just an observation, event giveaways used to be measured in MB, then GB and now they seem to be measured in mAh.
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Replying to @openseatokens
It’s not “university” if you want to be taken seriously start using American English
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Just an observation from my holiday “Where are all the Germans?”.
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