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Joined June 2009
French 75? Try a French 45 - a 40oz Colt 45 topped with a shot of champagne
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Garlic naan fungible token
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Check out the music video I made for my brother's new single, link in my bio!
“Evacuation” single and “Sometimes” (MBV cover) out now!! Huge thanks to @christeti and @markloper for making this happen!! Link in bio
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Five, four, three, tooth, paste
Silverstein Pickups
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#EllenRutt realizes "This Must Be The Place" for her latest exhibition with @playdetroit juxtapoz.com/news/sculpture/…
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Dave’s math you band
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Mark Loper retweeted
Aunts don't make sons, they make cousins
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The Shape of Puns to Come
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A Spin Doctors cover band comprised entirely of dermatolagists: the Skin Doctors
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All of my beer is warm because my ice is water
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New York Times number 1 best cellar
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Lousy Smarch weather
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"@VeganSandwiches your twitter picture doesn't look anything like you" "@ebenhasfeelings that's because it's Wayne Gretzky."
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Erection day today, eh? Nice.
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Shit, I forgot about Twitter again. Let's try this once more. Here's a tweet. More coming soon, maybe.
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