Marc-Anthony Diaz

Every time SoCal gets any rain, it’s the storm of the century! It’s just gonna rain for a day, chill weather man

Got food poisoning Friday night didn’t eat at all Saturday, woke up Sunday didn’t lose any weight, not even 10 hours into the new year. I shit myself, fuck 2023

The wife been going to CrossFit, I told myself if she can do one real push up I’ll start working out again. Well she can now, so new goal, if she can do 5 in a row I will for sure for sure head to the gym again

I enjoy my fat ass chilling on the couch criticizing professional athletes lmao

You got questions, I got amfers, mutha fucking answers waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I miss the hot dogs at Home Depot

I wonder what Ja rule thinks about Ye

I meeeeeean is a dentist office reeeeeeeeally a medical office ? Like why I gotta wear mask if y’all gonna clean my teeth ? I’m not here because I don’t feel good

I wonder if they are going to have a auto loan relief debt

These new species of mosquitos are the fucking worst !!! They are aggressive as fuck

Started watching The Simpsons from the very beginning and I’m just saying, Matt Groening is most definitely a time traveler

Is it a flex to buy lumber, Avocado and keep a full tank gas in your car now ?

Fast song,slow song don’t matter. I can’t read fast enough for karaoke. I have accepted this flaw of mine. I feel like Little Pump, “ i don’t read good, I need pictures and shit”

Do people still get crazy for Black Friday ?

71$ to fill up the bimmer. That’s some buuuuull shit

Bunch of sand fell into butt crack today at work, not the business. Good thing I have Tushy bidet !

My turd gave a little kiss to my Chonies the other day. Caught me by surprise

Shout out to my Dentist saying I need to go on a diet ! But on the bright side no cavities

I can never win connect 4

I absolutely hate when people can’t merge onto the freeway. Like GO MOTHERFUCKER ! This semi is about to kill us !