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"I just want a fridge" || You're welcome 1/4/18 🎇 || Cal is an angel ❤️||

Joined October 2015
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The guy that got an egg thrown at his head acts like a creeper.
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This is Todd. He saved his human from a rattlesnake yesterday. A true h*ckin hero. He’s expected to make a full recovery and has been rewarded our fifth ever 15/10
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Hey @jeffsessions eat shit
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i don’t understand why people still make jokes about cancer, shootings, suicide, etc when thats literally a real world fucking problem like people DIE from these things yet people still feel the need to joke about it, it pisses me off so much like shut up please youre so idiotic
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why do internet friends get such a bad rap. not everyone you meet on the internet is some 60 year old pedophile. all my internet friends are more supportive and caring than any of my irls. so can people please stop giving me that look if i talk about them thank you very much
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JACK HAS BROWN HAIR WHILE THE EGOS HAVE GREEN HAIR YES YES YES xitter.cf/jack_septic_eye/status…
Finally got the verification/partnership side of Twitch done! Here are the emotes that will be available there (more to come) :D Made by @maskman626
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BARISTA: what can I get you ME: medium roast please B: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhouette of a potato M: *under breath* damn
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Me: I don’t need a reason to enjoy wine, I just need a big glass xD Friends: Please take this intervention seriously Me: It’s not drinking alone if you’re pregnant xD
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